Chronicles of Boredom

Analysis of Organic Compounds

2011-06-15T09:40:00.003+08:00

or something like that. mcm inda mau masuk pelajaran ah. masuk atu masuk tpi inda melakat. dunno why. inda baca2 kali before start. or i simply don't understand this chems3 thing. so yeah. what to talk about?

lately due to late night revision sampai pagi my sleeping pattern has worsened. dulu teruk sudah now jadi truck (get it?). I try to sleep after subuh (yes i pray) but end up dozing off at around 7-8am. iatah mun belajar masa atu bisai pasal inda salah ku ada somewhere in Islam or medical reference which states that mun belajar after subuh bagus berabis. tapi i can't study that time. dipajal sudah tapi inda dapat. so i usually layan with a movie. just yesterday i watched disney's hercules. gila buff ah ia tpi suaranya cawir. but i wouldnt want to mess with him if he was a real being.

so yeah aku sini buat review psl movie lah bisai. I give it a 7.5/10 simply because its animated and inda involve urang banar other than voice actors.

*boring jua post mu kali ani liq*

au banar boring psl masa ani mid-exam period and soon enough exams will end so i will no longer have any reason to live. i mean to blog about. summer is coming so i'll be busy doing the same old things. nothing. buang masa. tidur. mengasuh parut. and most important of all inda exercise unless futsal because after everysession gerenti makan. KFC mun di harun's and TK if main somewhere else.

speaking of mengasuh parut, i miss ambuyat goreng. yes there is such a thing arah this cafe di tengkubruneimentirimenglaitmanggis (not sure) tpi dakat ms jalan muara. its NOMZ! ambuyat goreng is like the love child of kwaytiaw(or any type of noodle) goreng and ambuyat. 2 of my most favourite foods after indomee indomee indomee.

Therefore according to Khaliq's 762nd Law of Thermodynamics and Heat Transfer

AMBUYAT (A) + MEE GORENG APA SAJA = <3 (units: NOMZ, nmz)

some of you maybe skeptical about this law but its real just like the air you breath(breathe? briz?) in. yo know, mcm you can't see but its there. u just have to believe blindly.

Bah atu tah saja. Subuh sudah. Kan azan ku ni.

4 TO GO!

2011-06-14T06:35:00.004+08:00

Hi again everyone! Kita bertemu lagi dalam rancangan becali dgn Mr Kari! *pliz dont laff. alum cali tu*

Sesungguhnya dunia ini penuh dengan dugaan, cubaan dan gulaian. -Liq Ross,2011.

So as the title above refers to the number of papers I have left to freedom. So crazy is this thing we call exams. But exams are good in their own way...maybe. Nada exam nada papa yg kan di passkan or difailkan. Urang brunei ani lain bah nyamu. Well I'm using myself as reference. Macam dulu time O Levels, of those 8 subjects I took, gerenti ada sebuting dua ku inda pandai. You may ask, then why did he take those subjects? Psl yang lain kompom lagi payah. Anyways the subjects I'm taking about are principles of accounting and additional maths. They were so hard to the point that I gave up on trying to learn yet alone understand these subjects from hell around mid form 4. HAHA!iatah mun fail pulang dijadikan kebanggaan.

I dont really have anything in particular to type/ramble/rant about. But apparently my fans have increased thanks to facebook (this I know psl aku dpt monitor stats siapa yang view blog ku ;D )

Though I gots to admit Mark Suckerberg is a genius for inventing Pezbuk. Time wasted on it means money for him. kali lah. how else do you get rich from websites other than adverts and pop-ups asa well as GROUPON offers. Inda ku berani kan groupon atu, takut ku virus. Computer ku lagi bukan Macbook so yeah vulnerable brbz.

Speaking of Macbook. Did you guys know ada species iPhone 4 (or i4n for short) yang albino sudah? its called i4n white (or i4n wyt 4 st) *4 st = for short* Anyways I currently own 2 apple products, the iPod classic and i4n black (i4n blk 4 st) As of now I can't afford to buy anymore apple products because of 2 major reasons:

1) mahal. (i had to sell a kidney for an iPod classic. and had to trade-in my brother for an i4n)

2) as soon as you get something from apple, there's bound to be a better vand improved version of it released the day after.(e.g iPad and iPad8)

Gotta hand it to Stiff Hobbs though for being able to manipulate people to buy his stuff. Mesti dijadikan role model ni. dropout of college and turn a fruit into some sort of cool gadget. I got plans of my own for that. Hopefully nada urang tepikir kan buat kembayau jadi computer or gaming console.

Since I am trying to study here, I will stop here for the time being. Will update if I get bored of studying (which is all the time). Hope you guys are satisfied with this post. Too bad there's no comment box macam arah Utama Grand =(

here's a song for you to listen to:

Zodiac Horror-scopes

2011-06-12T11:21:00.003+08:00

How confident are you in your daily horoscope predictions?

Not entirely sure though. All I know I am hot, dry, aggresive and associated with the sun, fire and sky. Therefore I am a fiery-horse composed of metal that can fly, hence I am the redhotpegasus. And that is according to the chinese zodiac jadinya those born between 27th january 1990 to 14th february 1991. Mun horoscopes mcm libra aquarius atu inda ku pecaya tu, sihir tu.

For further information regarding a rehotpegasus like me, please visit http://www.chinesezodiac.com/horse.php

Its fucking eerie I tell you when you read the daily horoscopes and they hit a homerun. Mcm gila wah mun ngam prediction durang. Membari watir. Iatah nyangku sihir tu. Jgn dipecayai tu.

Enough about horoscopes, zodiac signs and whatnot. I wanna talk about mypast 2 papers. The first one aku confident pass. The 2nd one aku inda confident pass or fail. Cana tu? I dunno, didnt study for this. HAHA saklichavdisharpleyroadeh!!!

The first paper was alright. I could answer all the questions needed to be answered. Pasal out of 4 questions you have to answer three and aku andang target 3 topics. The last topic atu aku inda pernah masuk all the lectures and inda pernah memigang notes nya, let alone have it. So I had more time to concentrate and banar2kan the 3 questions. Gila eh I did the 3 past years (07-09) balik2 sampai hafal wah di mana typo ah. buduh. mun kena tnya dimana typo wah arah exam paper ah gerenti 1st class ni. jgn inda galat lecturer ah.

Onto the second paper, hard as shit. Dried shit, not the diarrhoea kind yang watery and runny. *ewww mihir kau ani liq* I DONT CARE. PAYAH WAH PAYAH!! cuba tah menjawap question about how to bring evidence from a crime scene to a laboratory for examination and from there bring it to court. bepaluh jua kali eh ketiak menulis. lecturer lagi inda minta bullet point because it "lacks context and coherence"....WHO THE HELL CARES! last2 jadi cigu nursery inda jua pedah 3tahun belajar, baik keraja di Ayamku seminggu. tantu. *no offense...or yes offense* apakan.

So yeah now I'm the library with a fellow redhotpegasus, using my precious revision time to update my good-for-nothing blog that all of you somehow like to read. haters are welcome ;)
Last2 nyasal ni, its always like that. Sudah turnover the exam paper mati akal. Marak mata balik2 baca soalan staie kan fahamkan. Sayang saja aying liur ah karing inda pedah2, baik di talan.

My next 2 papers are on analytical chemistry which is a piece of cake yang bangas. The second one is a double module paper on organic compounds that no one seems to get. Even Einstenberg gave up on chem and decided to discover energy using 3= /\/\c2 (read it and weep). Banar why study about compounds when it is what it is and you cant change it. Semuanya tertulis sudah tu. Mun alcohol jadi ester apa atu pun sudah ditakdirkan. Jgn tah staie kan membuat macam2. Nada tu. Nya kawanku tertulis atas batu. Batu belakang rumah ku yang kalau dipusing ada udang sebaliknya.

Thats it for now. Gonna try studying. Please read my blog. Your loyalty is what keeps me alive. You are the oxygen to my blog. You are the sky that completes my earthly blog. You are the sucker that is wasting your time on this blog. Buut I HEARTZ U nonetheless. <3

here iz a song to comfort u

Crapping my pants

2011-06-06T20:17:00.003+08:00

if had any ;)

Tomorrow at this time I will be sitting for my first paper. Hopefully my revision and doing past years from the 80s will bear fruits...particularly durian. NYAMAN WAH TU YO! On a serious note, I really am panicking, though can't do anything about it too late to regret and I knew this would happen. Inda payah lagi nyasal....biasa sudah. kimak.

Right now my spirits are at an all time down low. Cooking pun inda helpful. So now I'm listening to songs to try and lift them heavy spirits up. And this may come as a surprise to you but aku bawa sembahyang hajat. Byk nyamu kebaikan smbhyg hajat ani especially mun ada hajat...HAJAT KU KAN PASS!!! jsdakfadshkjfhaskjfhaskjfhkajslfcnkj sadnchkjhknkacm <---tefadhil ku

The type of songs I listen to when I'm down are not those heavy rock, pop or RnB (maybe aku inda tau genre nya pulang) hahaha. I listen to good old disney songs. Ani top of my list. And if you say I have no music taste, you can lick my hairless armpits.

pastu mun keluar results exam and fail iatah rugi tu. inda menulung ni lagu ani. so ani ku dangar

HAHAHAHA rugi!

bah I'm done here. gotta get out of this empty house and get some veggies. source of Vitamin P (pass) and clear skin. iyea sitauganban kalah dermatologist.

Empty house

2011-06-03T23:30:00.002+08:00

Salamooalayqewm.

I am now alone in my house. My sister abandoned me to travel Europe with my aunts. Auntie2 ku kemari pasal cuti, pencen banyak free time and most important of all banyak duit. LOL cyal staie. At the moment I am out of ideas on what to blog/ramble about. Not much happening (iyea buat proper post) except we have a football match later. Leavers vs Be-leavers. Aku Bie-leiber. heuehueh. *dies*

EH! Siuk yo movie si Never Say Never. Gay plg sikit. Sad ada jua. Kiut eh Bieber si Imi membari kan menampiling terajang. hahaha I'd give the movie 7.8/10 hahaha tinggi palui membar hawaaaaaaaa. Exams start this coming week. My first paper is this tuesday, 7th and syukur kepada Allah swt (.....) i have done quite a bit of revision for this paper but not enough. Sekarang aku betowokol kepada-Nya (hehe) dan hope for the best.

Cawie eh posts ku mixed with english, melayu Brunei. Tamil saja alum pasal inda pandai. Mun pandai begulung kali lidah kamu membaca post ku eh. And and my fren say mun baca post ku its like aku cakap sendiri? hahah u be the judge hahahah

Ayt I needz 2 rest before main bura. Gots to go now. Talk to y'allz later. aku teseliur nasi goren sardine if there is such a thang.

Rio rio Rio rio!

2011-06-03T02:59:00.005+08:00

Hi again,

I am now trying to finish up my last report. Sial IR interpreting ani. I hatez ma lecturers who set up the lab manuals, ingat nya pandai banar kah urang brunei ani. Hellew we dont eat varvee like u do. So if not that, then what are bruneians good at? rambling and complaining and leaving the last morsel of food supaya inda kira tebarus kan makan semua.

Anyhoo, i just finished watching Rio. Made me cry...iyea inda paham happy feel good movie. Siuk berabis lah, I'd rate it 8/10. banar ni ratings ku. IMDb and Rotten Tomatoes pun refer arah aku when rating movies.

The movie was all about samba, at least that was what I remember of it. You see I was in the sky the whole time the movie was running, trying to fly like Blu. Mind you he's the main character voiced by Jesse Einsteinberg.

i like this song

and this is a good remake of the original version. yang featuring black eyed peas is the worst IMPHOYDDH (in my perfectly honest opinion yang datang dari hati)

OK, that's it for tonight. Not unless the last part of my report is being a bitch then I'll be blogging the night away and burning the midnight candle, menyalai the subuh tungking.

PEACE OUT! if u need me i'll be in Rio...............................still here.

DO NOT LIKE: Materialistz

2011-05-30T23:24:00.005+08:00

So yeah here is a hate-post

As a hater, I would like to point out that you all suck. But that's what makes everyone special, you all suck in your own unique way. However there are some of those who suck so much to the point that it doesn't make them special, it just makes them suck balls and whatnot.

sweet ah opening ku?

Anyways, 'those' people are them materialistic ones. Definition of materialistic http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Materialistic or mun inda paham ani bisai http://www.thefreedictionary.com/materialistic ada 3 tu definitions arah dictionary, mun lagi kamu inda paham iatah bisai dibukut tarus.

From the definitions given from the links above, have you ever met these kinds of people? I have, some are annoying, some are alright, some are ok and some I simply ignore. Don't get me wrong, I myself am a materializ so what if I'm a two-faced asshole? I likez. hahaha. Perasan ku ani my first serious post iatah kan dijadikan inda serious ni. Karang luan serious tekirit plg karang.

This post is not targeted to anyone *coughcoughcoucoughcoughsincoughcough* aku suka materialistz (iyea contradicting, biar tia aku takut wah) Now I'm not making any sense, panic ku selajur. But yeah, friends please jgn terasa, bukan utk kamu ni. Utk si anu saja. hahaha tau jua kamu aku pun byk barang-barang branded yg high-end and mahal. hahaha. but im messed up like that just like you guys are. aku inda suka urg yg 'alim' tpi brand-conscious and insecure mun barang bisdia inda mahal (lets say harganya inda over 100). Ku tampar plg krg mun cematu atu.

http://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2010/04/100414130832.htm good read. eyea staie nada ku baca, ku google saja "i hate materialists" HAHAHA ato ya belurus banar ku type ah.

Bah atu saja post ku for now. People watch-out if you see this hater walking your way. Baik tah kamu belakun baik and humble. Ku blog pasal kamu krg inda pedah2. iyea prasan gossip girl tapi nada urang membaca blog ku ah.

eleksha madapakaz. (-.-)Y

Reports Due. Champions League Final.

2011-05-27T01:11:00.005+08:00

here I am in the computer lab trying to start my report which is due tomorrow 1pm. Correction, REPORTS. bagus kompom 1st class ni cani ani, jgn inda galat mun aku masuk newspaper kena tulis top student in the whole of UK for doing chemistry. ahh yess i do chemistry. napaan, cawie kah? geeky kah? duli ku bukan kamu membayarkan course ku ani.

But walaupun kena bayarkan mesti jua banar2 belajar ani. Bukannya sekadar kan pass2 dpt degree, mun buleh aim for first class nya urang putih sini ani. Urang putih nya staie kan bagi kata2 motivasi, diri sama jua 2x5 malas nya. sialan hahaha.

So reportS ku ani ada dua. satu pasal physical chemistry sebuting analytical. Physical atu psl topic on thermodynamics of cells. Analytical kami buat report based on the results of our analysis of gunshot powder residue left on a body when firing a gun. Boaie I didnt get to shoot the gun, my partner did but sabar saja, sesungguhnya sabar atu half of iman.

Reports ku yg dulu2 average lah saja markah nya, so yeah first class is within my grasp. By average i mean 12-14/25 hohoho saklikoeh. But thats what you get doing your report the night before it is due. iyea speaking.

Tapi ada jua hikmatnya membuat report last minute arah computer lab ani nyamu, belajar tarus (ferreals inda ku membual) psl tepaksa belakun wah mun duduk sebalah urg putih hitam apa yg belajar tapi diri youtube tah plg. Last2 belajar banar2 plg jadinya so Alhamdulillah. Yg siuknya lagi mun ngam2 ada seniors ku, dpt dibawa becali. bisdia atu lagi melayan iatah ku suka. Though perasan ku aku ganya yg becali, durg tukang ketawa saja atupun inda sure genuine laugh kah inda, tau2 sedakah saja.

Kalau ada dgn belajar/buat report, follow up nya order makanan tu. Highlight of the night bah tu. aku order the usual (staie baru jua 2-3 kali ku pernah order) VALUE BOX. isinya ayam basar 2 putung, 3 pieces spicy wings (usually nasib baik 4 buting), fuckloads of chips and minuman tin...all for £3.29. fuckin worth it. mun di London bah. £3 atu wah membali susu manis pun inda cukup.

This weekend Champions League final . Kami di Loughborough ani debating kan liat arah rumah siapa. Planning kan ali2 rumah depending on which team disupport. Yg mahalnya seorang saja support Barca. HAHA. eleksha kami 26 urg yg lain menyampit rh rumah senior ku.

Aku notice somehow posts ku semua nada flow. Tarus saja tukar2 topic dalam satu post atu. Mun dlm muvee kana ucap no character build up, no plot no storyline blablablablaballa pokoknya booshiet lah. But i dont care, kamu masih jua membaca. So what does that make you? hahah cari pasal.

Bah my next post will be about materialistic people. Bukan plg targeting anyone, in general lah. Aku inda mau sabut nama tapi aku bagi clue sapa. Related to me by blood. Bukan sibling. HAHAHA sial family sudah masih jua kan diucap.

Movie inside a movie

2011-05-26T17:40:00.002+08:00

mindfuck! period. wonder what happened to Kate. guess she only got fatter.

Theory ku

2011-05-26T07:44:00.003+08:00

Title says it all.

Aku ada theory wah. It goes like this. Online social activity is directly proportional to studying/revising work. Well in my case it is. Si Faris aka Sniper of the West aka Dragon-Tamerz aka Pokemon Master Trainer aka Runescape Overlord pulang who came up with this theory originally. Therefore its called The Runescape Dragon's Law.

Aku ada bali game Nintendo DSi. Namanya Pokemon White. Siuk tapi I forgot how melaratz playing on Nintendo can be. Previous versions (Pearl and Ruby) aku main arah PC pakai emulator (yes i am cheap that way) and di sana dpt speed up 500% the game inda salah ku by holding down space bar. Iatah bisai, jim uleh ku dalam sehari dua. Atu tah membuatnya ku dpt 3C time A Level. iyea sial alasan.

Selama ani tidur ku inda menantu. Sudah pun bepenyakit mun inda cukup tidur, masih jua maksa diri. Bukan lagi belajar tu akhir tidur ah buduh2. Bukan plg nyumpah diri tapi thats the only way I can think of to describe it. Membuang masa wah. Iatah dijadikan alasan ni sudah exam kepayahan pastu keluar result menyasal. Nya urg tua2 nasi sudah jadi bubur. Mun urg indon nya bisdia indomee sudah karing. Mun malaysia, maggi sudah mengembang.

Time2 exam ani macam2 tah benda kan dibuat, pebaik boring janji inda belajar. Want to see procrastination at its best? Liat aku seminggu before exam. Atu tah masanya keluar bakat yang jarang bepakai. Main bula lah, jogging lah, menerikah baju seluar, merayau town seorang2 sambil minum kinder bueno white shake tapi the BEST way to procrastinate is to COOK. Banaaaaaa. aku memang plg handal memasak tapi sudah dakat periksa atu mikin handal. gourmet wah ku masak. membuat baga from scratch. menyalai kambing. hahaha sialan tapi banar. (baca previous post though not sure if ada any relevant connection)

Oh and the past month aku atu kan becali sama adiku (si Yumz). Plan kami atu kan spam/post arah each other's feyzbewq wall with words of wisdom (deep quotes). Mcm baie prasan Confusion....eh Confucius. palui tu ia atu, tau2 urg Illuminati.

So I end this post with one of my famous deep quotes:

"You beat meat to make it tender, so don't do it to your own."

Procrastination during Examination

2011-05-26T04:05:00.004+08:00

Gila handal ku rapping arah title ah. Btw salam brothers and sisters (iyea)

Honestly aku lupa pasal blogs for the past year or so or susu.

Di sini aku kan update saja2 pebaik inda cali mcm dulu zaman muda2. Jeles ku meliat blog http://uicrutipaun.blogspot.com// beupdate ah. Au diam2 aku membaca blog bisdia jua pasal boring.

So yeah exams in 2 weeks, kamu abis sudah tu celebrate, beperancitan champagne sana sini, bebuyah2 rambut kamu. Kami sini masih kan revise. Durang plg saja tu, aku inda. Massa ani aku catch up on loads of TV series macam Chuck, House, Modern family, tubemerah dan yj. Sakit jua mata lah tiap2 malam marak meliat video 'cali' udang.

Usul2nya adi/abang ku update blog nya consistently, membari watir. he is on this 100 day project thingy where u update your blog everyday for 100days consecutively (iyea banar2 explain ah). I've seen a couple of thse 'projects' on fezbuk jua. Tapi different type lah, ada yg macam 30 day song challenge, posting your favourite songs on your page for a month. Ada lagi the 7 day update. Pokoknya macam2 lah.

However, IMPHOYDDH (in my perfectly honest opinion yang datang dari hati) semua ani inda berfaedah wah. lol padas mcm baie. I mean yes I respect what you are doing, to show-off or prove that you actually listen to music tapi entah inda pedah pengliatan ku. Maybe I'm a naturally born-HATER.

I guess thats it for now, gila barapa batah jarak nya post ani with the last one. Also if kamu notice my diet plan failed (as it was foretold) hahah aku bakas skimming through my old posts. Oh and fuck k-pop. K-porn FTW! \m/

AKU MAU JUA UPDATE EH!

2010-06-15T07:08:00.003+08:00

Salamz all,

Apparently most of ma homeboiz have updated their blogs and I think its cool. Since its cool to update blogs, here I am updating my own.

Not much to talk about other than I have grown over the years that I didnt update my blog. I grew in more ways than one ie vertically and horizontally. HEUHEUEHUEHEUHUE cali2.

Also I saw Sim ucap aku on his blog saying I just hit puberty when in reality I have never hit puberty. All those zits were just make up for me to fit in to my little clique.

Ain't gonna talk about UK since you all don't really care HAHA. Check saja wikipedia.org about UK. Ahhh yes wikipedia....helped me alot liek seriously ALOT!! Uni stuff revolves around wiki. I never go to the library to borrow books for 'references'. Personally I think its bullshit yo. Mun ganya kan tau apa 1+1 ke library tah tu? For me library atu untuk chill with my buffbru mates and socialise. Coffee sana nyaman jua and its 50p.

Wait there is something I wanna say about UK. EX-fucking-PEN-fucking-SIVE! No shit man. Mun aku lagi kemahalan bah mahal tah tu ertinya. *ehemz ehemz me orang kayaz HAHAHA* but seriously mahal, so mahal mun aku sini isap batu atu kira fancy udah tu. Bali pen pun pakai cheque. Apatah lagi bali duvet-sized-boxers. fjkldsahfdasjlkfhdksahfdsakjh. Tapi makanan murah berabis *apakan contradicting*

HO SHIT AKU ALUM REVISE UNTUK EXAMS. HAHAHAH peace out playaz.

Sowaneul Maraebwa!

2009-07-24T01:11:00.003+08:00

so dear readers. i dont feel like confessing today. just to make it up to you coz i know ur sad and wuz looking forward to it i'll tell u something else instead.

COZ ITS OFFICIAL!! (wat nigga wat) *iyea apakan* anyways, i joined fitness zone today in hopes of evolving further. from a fatlet to soething even better. can u guess what? lololol mcm banar becerita ah.

bah itu jer for now. and damn exercising makes me even hungrierer (sp?) heeee xD lampuh usulnya si lampuh ah. and just so i won't lose ur interest for my blog i'll confess in the next post. So stay tuned for the SHOCKING confession. LOL majal tu geng.

(ohhh and yes i noticed that blog ku mcm dull compred to jeng's, bury's, dil's, dao's *hee i made a funny just now* and just about everyone else's in this world. but kamu masih jua mau bca, thanks a lotzzzz)

OMG! i am so boreedddddddddddd!!!

2009-07-23T00:14:00.002+08:00

ZZZZ. Deja Vu ah the title. mcm sudah bored baru tah kan blog. mudahan tah ku selamat mun cani gayanya wah. edededeh baik kamu aminkan hehehe.

anyways. over the past few days that i didn't blog *pffft more like eons* i have gone through a series of events. unfortunate, fortunate, epic and anti-climatic. and through that i have evolved into a whole new being. from Fatling to a Fatlet. heee xD cali ku atu eh.

being a fatlet has changed my life. every bit of my pathetic boring awesome fantastic spectacular life. in conjunction to my evolution i have a SHOCKING confession to make, but no in this post. a later one. maybe after i die of starvation.

So stay tuned for my SHOCKING confession. Over and out

Day 7, Week 1

2009-05-24T23:56:00.003+08:00

This will be the last tim I'll be doing a daily post about my weight-loss programme. Apparently, I shouldn't even be calling it a weight-loss programm since I didn't even lose any freaking weight.

YIH! THIS IS SO FRUSTRATING!!!

Sekiranya aku poklen wah, I'll be saying "m s0 frUz rYt n0w, m didn l0z Ne w8" To hell with poklens.

Tadi petang saya dan keluarga saya telah mengambil kesempitan untuk meluangkan masa untuk melakukan sukan riadah di Tasek Lama. Iodai, ado duo benu putih itu n, ido na AS wah. Mental od jaie na. Pecaya jimu ido na terajun dari waterfall. LOL buduh usulnya. Urang brunei apa lagi, AMAZED LAH! MESMERIZED! Perasan durang cool lah tu. Karang bemara inda me tau tu. Though I'm willing to bet yang all those Bruneians yg bejuritan meliat 2 om putih atu are waiting fo them to make a mistake so they can laugh at them and give a "I told you so" look.

d[^_^]b <---the i told you so look

Moving on to today's menu

Breakfast: Dimsum buffet at Orchid Garden Hotel. PUUIIEEKK! nada jua berapa, OVERRATED!

Lunch: nasi, mango fish, kambing antah eh, ayam, lasagna

Dinner: UMPH! NASI LAMAK MAMA ME! though yg hayam and sotong bukan ia buat. pffft~ia provide timun saja HAHAHA

Day 6, Week 1

2009-05-24T01:22:00.002+08:00

Somehow since aku selalu buat posts after midnight the dates yg aku buat don't add up. That's f*cked up isn't it? So considering the fact that NOW is sunday, my title post should be Day 7,Week1 should it not?

DULI KU!! KO MEMBAYAR KALI!! AH UY!!!

Atutahwahbahkan, I realise that bogging about my daily lifestyle is a pain in the ass and hence I drew up a conclusion to blog about my weight-loss programme activities once a week. HAHA nada batah.

This is what I had to eat for today.

Lunch: Chicken Mushroom Pasta
Afternoon: kolo mee, the same pasta as above
Evening: nasi sama telur goreng
Late Dinner: Soto sama kweh (pronounced QOO-AYH)

Nada kurus ni cani ani -.- owells i bets, apa jua buleh buat mun rezeki palak-palak dapan mata. Inda ja fellow fatties?

Oh and I played futsal just now with a random bunch of people. iyea.

Day 3, Week 1

2009-05-21T00:07:00.003+08:00

Woke up bloody late.....me likey. My body aches all over because of yesterday. Fastforward to what I ate today.

Lunch (no breakfast): rice, udang, a piece of sushi, chicken soup
High tea: kuey tiaw dari pagi, a cup of milo
Dinner: soto aka su2 (sutu)

I was supposed to go to tasek again during the afternoon tapi unfortunately ada orang meninggal from my mom's side. I don't really know her though but semoga rohnya dicucuri rahmat. =') *sniff that was beautiful liq*

Day 2, Week 1

2009-05-19T23:53:00.003+08:00

Malas ku kan type lots of words eh. I'll get straight to the point.

Breakfast: a cup of coffee, a few spoonfuls of mee goreng and corn soup....SIKIT SAJA! I SWEAR!
Brunch: leftover fried rice from last night, ice cream
Lunch (haha baru jua brunch): buttermilk prawn sama lumpia
Dinner: steamed fish, spinach sama nasi bungkus.

Before you say I'm a good-for-nothing eating machine let me say that I went to Taman Rekreasi Tasek Lama (iyea labih) this morning with the rest of my fat-fighting fools. I managed to squeeze in 5 laps before brunch. HAHAHA palui 'squeeze in' lagi tu mcm handal banar.

Okeh.

Day 1, Week 1

2009-05-19T23:11:00.004+08:00

So aku ada baca this book. Its called the Diary of A Fat Man. No, I didn't write it. But I got inspired from it. Iatah this fat dude, he decided to lose weight but unlike me, he succeeded. You should read it, fatties.

Here is a version of my own fat diary.

Currently, I am a person who boasts 100kg worth of meat, flesh, bone, water and most importantly FAT!

I'm writing about monday, fyi. HAHA psl this regime was supposed to start this week. So wo'evz. Furthermore, I will be writing about what I ate/drank and what exercises I did for the day (if there were any).

Breakfast: None, woke up late. Dekat-dekat pukul 12 kooot~
Lunch: Rice, 2 pieces of chicken wings, sayur.
Afternoon: 3 sausages, 1 roti kosong, 1/3 roti telor \m/. 2 cawan tek tarik halia UMPH!
Dinner: 1 cup of milo. extra manis.

As you can see from above, dear readers, I ate a lot yesterday. No wonder I look like this.

Hence, I hope to lose weight and prolong my life even by a few days.

You know what they say. To be thin is to be healthy, to be fat is to be me. YIH!

WoW! Spinebreaking! o.O

2009-05-19T22:37:00.002+08:00

The title above says it all. SpinebreakerWoW! The only server I have fun playing *iyea baru jua hari ani* compared to eX0DuZZZZWoW and WoWscape. Toxic, that's another story ;P *iyea apakan*

Siuk lah pokoknya. Aku mau kamu yg baca ani main. Muninda you have to post this message to 5 people if not you will die tomorrow (like one of those crappy spam "freaky" messages).

Anyways, I know its Tuesday today. My weight-loss-programme-whatchumacallit supposedly starts Monday. Yesterday.

So imma type/write my fat-fighting diary starting from yesterday. Day 1, Week 1.

Random Quotes #1

2009-05-14T23:20:00.003+08:00

"Inda kau jadi bali kasut ani? Bali tia tiga-tiga, mama mendulur kau." -Ibu saya ketika saya ingin membeli kasut. (Y)

"Mikin berangkat badan mu ani. Sadang-sadang tah kau makan eh." -Ayahnda commenting on my ever-inflating waistline.

Mothers' Day? 10th May? HAHAHA mtki

2009-05-12T01:01:00.004+08:00

YIIIIHHHH!!!!!

Semua jua eh orang (well mostly) kan be-Mother's Day-Mother's Day. So THATS MEAN you people only appreciate your mother because its an event? Kira macam kena pajal lah bisdia ani? AH? UY? Bekurapak jua ku ni!

Anyways, emotions set aside. Saya ingin mengambil kesempatan ini untuk mengucapkan Selamat Hari Ibu (LOLIES sama juanya) untuk ibu yang saya sayangi dengan berabis sampai kesayangan saya itu tak terhingga. Lagipunkan ibu, bagi adik setiap hari adalah hari ibu kecuali hari jadi saya. Disini saya ada tulis sebuah pantun tentang ibu dalam bahasa orang putih.

M is for my mother
O is for the octaves when she shouts
T is for the things she gave me, sometimes unwillingly
H is for having you as my mother and loving every minute of it
E is for eating the food you feed me and savouring the taste of the menu
R is for ranting all-day nonstop 24/7 it gives me a splitting headache and boy does it hurt

See, that's why everyday is a mother's day. Atu baru ia sweet banar aku atu. Saturday jadi ma?

How about father's day? Hmmmmmm, once a year saja eh.

*searches for a picture of my mom*

OI MA NADA AH! cana ni? jgn tah eh, krg kenal tia durg kan mama. =D and fyi, this ain't belated. so jgn ngambang ma. btw hj KIV kirim salam. OVER AND OUT.

Definitely BEE-OWH-ARR-EE-DEE!

2009-05-07T13:50:00.003+08:00

Assalamualaikumwarrahmatullahhiwabarakatuh!!11!exclamtion!!!excla!!!111!!1!1

So I've been thinking for a looooooooooooooooooooooong time and decided (well maybe) to blog again but not as frequent. maskingau rajin2 baik ku sekulah. Let me fill you in as to what I've been doing during my period of absence.

NOTHING!!! HAHAHAHAHAH (exams and all that stuff don't count pasal obvious)

Anyways, I've been planning to do all these but to no avail:

-lose weight
-find a job *puiii*
-gain weight
-travel the world

Btw, aku hari atu seizure (Y). So yeah *rolls eyes*

*awkward silence*

*farts*

atu saja dulu eh. don't want to knock myself out. toodleloo

should I or jgn tah?

2009-05-02T20:51:00.001+08:00

i'm planning to revive my blog tpi mcm membari malas wah.

i prefer reading and bitching and dissing about other ppl's blog. more life in that (Y).

bukan plg ngucap boggers nada life. just saying.

bah.

It's Been A While

2008-08-27T13:50:00.003+08:00

Samekohm alai2 dan alui2 semua.

Before I start let me ask kamu. Siapa rindu aku angkat tangan. *angkats* eh turun kan tia bau butterprawn ketiak kmu. Bebulu lagi tu. Apakan cala.

So Olympics masa ani di China habis dah. Durg owning vravieshly.

Speaking of ownage. Results are out *iyeaa lama udah*. Mcm2 lah faces urg di skulah ku atu. Ada yg nervous, ada yg takut, ada yg nervous and yang calinya ada yg takut. Aku inda plg takut, kamu bah. Results ku sama jua masih.

Hrrrmmmm what else what else. 0uh yeaaaaaaa. Modem and router ku hangus psl kna kantuti leh c Yum.

Over the weeks yang aku inda post. I took some pictures psl aku atu planning kan upload iatah di upload now ni.

The gang

Spot the indian, usulnya mcm c fish mun dakat2.

Yurnero says : I hear and obey!

Random tapi nyaman ini mcm (Y)

Antaeindakutaulagi!

Autism, Siberia and Stuffz...

2008-07-31T18:55:00.003+08:00

hey guys, hows all ya funkeh peepow doin' out there? i'm fine nanya~

anyways, ku baca arah blog CJengz and I saw ia ada buat joke, what an echopraxiac.

Echopraxia is the involuntary repetition or imitation of the observed movements of another. BUt in Jeng's case it was voluntary. haha apakan.

Hari atu Zati Bananananananannanaana birthday ia celebrate di Holiday Lodge di Jerudong. Tapi me malas uplot picsnya cz DUHH!! vetemv0n ah durg2 lain uplot rh pesbuk. Liat sana sja. Cari link sendiri.

Earlier this week I received an order from Steelseries. I ordered a new pair of headset which comes with a microphone *flaunting LOL*. Steelseries is a company that produces professional gaming gear tpi malang nya orang yg order ani orang yang caweeeer HAHAHA.

Tadi petang, tibalah seorang serjana tua yang bermisi untuk memberi ucapan sedikit sebanyak dan juga sesadang tentang autism. And man was he funny, (y) ini mcm buiii. haha

The person's name was Malai something, sorry I couldn't remember, yang penting nya ia cali. The main idea about autism is that its not a disease or a disability, its a specialty or so he says. People with autism tend to think literally, so I'm not saying that lame people *coughADEQcough* is autistic, atu ia lame saja. He said jgn panggil people with autism "autistic people" instead we should call them "individual with autism" there it implements a positivity towards them and NOT negativity. But those weren't his funny phrases/quotes.

Macam for example macam like errr you know~

"Pencuri tu ia atu." <----negativity why not say "urang atu mencuri tu" <----a bit more positive

Eh pastu ada yang cali psl mun people wanna do something durg berniat as in mean to do it. They word here is "nawaitu" hahaha cracks me up everytime I hear some one says that. I forget how we arrived at that topic but funniesh vravesh.

Some of his quotes

"Sahaja me ke Mall untuk mencari isteri yang solihin." HAHAHAHHA cali.

"Mostly I'm not sure whether anak kah or parents yg autistic ani." OHHH man n1!

"Sahaja aku kahwin kerana ingin mengeluarkan zuriat-zuriat......." HAHAHA facahz.

"Orang yg membaca yasin di kubur bedusa. Why?" Psl entah aku lupa. Bah atu saja. Ani post ani sekadar kan update.

Nah a few pictures I've been wanting to upload, jgn tah becaption this time.

Won't be posting for a while pasal qualifying kan sampai ke sekolah kami ah. Iatah bersiap sedia ni aku ani. HAHAH stayii. Mcm inda cali post ku ani. Also if you're interested in autism and want to know more aga arah Wiki, jgn tah aku lagi membagi link. Tapi ani the only thing I know about SMARTER.

While You People Were At School.....

2008-07-22T21:58:00.002+08:00

edededededeh mcm title rh blog si Sim

.....I also went on a download frenzy

Feast your eyes on that Sim! OWH~ EMM~ JEE~ spammspammm

And unfortunately that speed went on until night~ i luv espeed mwah mwah eksdeeieeyee

I love Brunei~ <<3333

Its That Time Of The Year AGAIN!! -.-"

2008-07-22T21:02:00.008+08:00

hyeXX people! hari ani me rasa kan be p0qLyNx chqet~ huhu bleh ka? xP

FirZt 0f oLL, thEZe R dA aNswErz t0 ma quiZie hhuhu~

pisang plastik (joke c wen yi ni anak cina ah so jgn marahi aku)
ambuk plastik (wen yi ah)
tikus ilang *picks nose*
kiss my ass *cuts wrist*
LOL!!! ani aku ngakun joke ku!!! i bet MILLIONS of people know this answer HAHAH labih

AHAX~ wawawa xD
naneng eyh jdey p0qLyNx ne....malash me lgi eh

Anyways dearie, a week ago someone celebrated his birthday. I bet kamu semua inda tau hehe. Siapa tau jawapannya angkat tangan and sila tampilkan diri ke hadapan, aku kan sipak bibirnya biar sumbing 5 so mcm bunga usulnya.

HAPPY BELATED BIRTHDAY UNCLE TAN!!

so yeah~ woddevah woddevah woddevah

Thursay hari atu nothing out of the ordinary. Kami ada CCA baru, namanya "Jalan-jalan cari makan and b*tch about people" woddevah woddevah

introducing murtabak indomee...nice? NO! sick? YES

the network

hehe candid shot of the ringleader.

time sir ngajar. hahaha staie banarnya time sir nada.

Eh ada ada cerita. I watched The Dark Knight on saturday night *rhyming?* . So what? AH UY!!

Capi-capi lah ceritanya, especially Joker a.k.a Muhd Abdul Heath Ledger. mcm aku kecalian...-.- and then and then and then aku kelawahan mekap nya which brings me to a lame joke

"manya-manya pinatang, pinatang apa itu melekit pata muka?"

answer: patak!! (BADAK hahaha psl aku chinese mode tadi)

and then c joker ah, ia jumpa this urang jahat namanya Batman...woddevah woddevah

Sunday kemarin-kemarin i.e. two days ago......

kami ke tutong, pastu aku bali sotong tutuk! (y) ini mcm wah!!! tpi iksyen ku psl padas....

HAHAHA sama ada funny names ku kejumpahan nyanta...

Ohhh~ so ada yang sajuk jua?

Tho tapai u lah yg paling manith anie? asteee jgn mmbual ani.

Mikin sehat eh kazen ku ani. Tapi inda sebrp kiut mcm aku, inda ja?

Aiisshhh si manith dpt duduk dah, bangga ku eh. *kambang idung*

Collection of Lame Jokes #2

2008-07-16T18:34:00.003+08:00

A new set of lame jokes.....

Banyak-banyak pisang, pisang apa yang ambuk inda pandai makan?
Banyak-banyak ambuk, ambuk apa yang inda pandai makan pisang?
Banyak-banyak tikus, tikus apa yang di cari?
Banyak-banyak kismis, kismis apa yang paliiiiing nyaman?
Banyak-banyak ikan, ikan apa yang jadi goalkeeper Laksamana?

Answers to the lame jokes before:

UBI *iski lagi*
belubang (geddit?)
don't touch me (as in daun touch me) *SPAMROFLSSPTSPAM!!*
five (tapi sabut mcm pipe, baru cali) *shoots self*
batang kayu (berthank you) *faints*
bekurik jubui *zzzz*
begaru *wot ze effing heww*
bajubah..........*speechless*

Bah atu saja....

PS: Banyak-banyak pelawak, pelawak mana yang paling lucu?

PPS: Answernya---> Op kors bukan kurapak, obviously aku! HAHAHAHA stayiiii

The Happenings of Last Week

2008-07-15T16:59:00.007+08:00

Chmeqohm dearly beloved readers! *jawab wa'q0m chalamz*

it's been a long time since I posted anything new. Siapa rindu aku angkat tangan, kaki dan segala-galanya lah! *angkats*

I don't feel like typing a lot of stuff. So aku summarise saja.

Tuesday. Nothing interesting happened in school. That night si Azka lanja Vayvee Vloo Eyez and me makan sushi arh Excapade, kamu inda so yahh.

Wednesday, 9th July. Si Ivan (Yong Ming) bawa kami mkn time free period. Maths nada extra. HAHAHA atu pindik, malas banar udah tu.

iyeaaaa driver baru. panas masih eh baru kluar dri oven. apakan

ni amah lari kami putik. nadawah. *takut*

Antoine~ HAHAHAH mihir.

LOL the superlatives ppr f*cked up.

Thursday, 10th July. CCA time. I think ani time durg scholars ada. Entah inda ku ingat. ANTAH INDA KU TAU LAGI! I had tuition with Shikalakalaxa bebe. Cali ah bini-bini dgn ku tuition. Mcm aku, cali jua tu!

Chiao Yin. Cani jadinya after 10 months in UK.

Cina? Alaaa bukan.

The WO PEI HUA REN gang. (h5)

Friday 11th July. Entah boring. Sembahyang Jumat. Tuition with Shika lagi -.-.

Capi-capi Imam ani.

Saturday 12th July. Forgot. just see the pictures lah. Eh au kami jalan ke G-Town.

Enough said.

Sunday, 13th July. Nothing cool happened. Siuk plg, filled with action, and a civil war.

That's it for this post. Try not to miss me too much aite? It's not healthy to miss someone.

PS: I think Mr Rav**f suka aku.

PPS: HAHAH apakan random.

Random Post #1

2008-07-11T11:57:00.004+08:00

I think there's something wrong with Jeng's brain. Or he's a plain fag.

zmn ` let's link together the little happinesses says:
aku pun
zmn ` let's link together the little happinesses says:
*ckp dan*
a pebbel in the water makes a ripple effect. says:
DAN!!!!!!!
zmn ` let's link together the little happinesses says:
entah aku pun nda tau, aku balik kali saja dulu
zmn ` let's link together the little happinesses says:
HAHA _|_ NDA KU SADAR
a pebbel in the water makes a ripple effect. says:
oh man burnnnn

Anyways, I wanna own a PS3, bahapa ku bali PSP inda pedah2 jadi monster hunter.

What a wonderful morning

2008-07-08T20:14:00.003+08:00

It started with a "To all PU1 and PU2 students, please proceed to the pole *oops teehee* flagpole area now"

'Mama': A'kum anak-anak, tahi lalat saya gatal lah.

Liq: Minta garukan cigu?

'Mama': Boleh jugak.

Liq: Maskingau, melekit krg tungau atu arah jariku.

'Mama': Urggh, like sooo wo'evzz. Baiklah anak-anak, berdiri tegak tak lama lagi kita akan menyanyikan lagu kebangsaan kita.

The anthem starts.

Liq ft. Everyone: Ya allah lanjut......

BUT!!!

'Mama': Negaraku, tanah tumpahnya darahku......

Everyone: *WTF biyul kah ia?*

'Mama': Ooops!! *blushes* Ya Allah lanjut...

How I wish someday that this will happen. Anyways, Meips did her speech and WOWIE!! kajar-kajar bah nyamu, inda lagi nampak kartasnya trembling. Then we had the assessment thing. I had the role of becoming someone in the human resource department in the ministry of education Republic of Gathelo? Gathole? ONE WORD! ACE!! *iyeaa staie*. Individual assessments were even worse than group. Annoying wah the questions assessor ku tanya, garigitan ku memikirkan.

LIKE HELLO!!! EARTH TO *insert name of assessor* I'M THE ONE WHO NEEDS TO TALK, NOT YOU. (sorry I didn't mean that)

OK! relax....bwa makan indo mee.

Then in the later afternoon, we tallied some categories yang superlatives which you losers had to fill in. Aku buat pulang jua tapi aku inda loser...banar wah inda loser.....ASTEE!! Macam banyak wah unexpected winners, most of them aku pulang manang but ku suruh tukar-tukar nama, indakan aku saja, betul tak anak-anak?

Bah berinut ku dulu, keh tu?

lame, lame, lame & LAME!!!

2008-07-07T17:32:00.004+08:00

Today we had a briefing about tomorrow and the day after where we have this internal assessment. Boring. Cali lah "Mama" atu di ucapnya aku escape dan lepak dekat Asrama Putera di mana situ ada banyak jin beranak pinak.

Anyways, after the briefing we all went to the cafeteria and goofed the time away. Hadi 'Antoine' was being all faggy-waggy with me, Jimmy freaked out while at the same time was entertained and the rest were laughing. Pastu datang Hazwan ia duduk sama Dewi trying to pick up all her lame jokes. Not really lame though (iyeaaa), lame plg......BRABIS!!
*VERAVISHLY

Here are some of the lame jokes and not-so-lame jokes we all shared.

Banyak-banyak ubi, ubi yang paling ubi? *majal*
Banyak-banyak bulu, bulu apa yang tambus?
Banyak-banyak daun, dau apa yang inda buleh di pegang?
Banyak-banyak numbur, numbur apa yang keluar air?
Banyak-banyak kayu, kayu apa yang beterima kasih?
Banyak-banyak buku, buku apa yang paling mihir?
Banyak-banyak burger, burger apa yang nyaman?
Banyak-banyak baju, baju apa yang alim?

Answers will be posted in the next post, if aku ingat.

Banyak-banyak ubi, ubi apa yang ubi?

2008-07-05T13:58:00.009+08:00

UBI HAHAHAHAH!! *iski*

You have to think outside to think outside the box or inside whichever suits you people. Though I'd recommend protective headgear. *double iski*

It's been a few years since I posted anything new in this lovely, colourful, funny, amazing and cool blog of mine. So now let me storykan y'all about the things I did over the years.

Wednesday 2nd July

- had free period
- makan nasi lemak mama, eh salah nasi lemak nenek.
- did a short practical on radioactive decay (tapi pakai blocks of wood)
- had lunch at La Mee with Jeng and Baby Blue Eyes
- overate, iatah inda concentrate time mechanics

Ly8 nE gmVr kULexSheN qU

Dasuki menjual kembayau yg presh2. (joke ku ni, bukan c bury)

Adeq milih kembayau yg lamak2

Bury..... *speechless*

sadap usul makanan atu Jeng

Thursday 3rd July

- nothing fun happened, except nothing.
- the scholarshippies ada balik.
- had lunch at a curry house in Lambak.
- had roti bom at the curry house. Itu roti bom ah, mcm itu roti kosong tapi manith.
- had to complete the superlatives form.
- kekanyangan makan murtabak
- tuition with Shikalakalaka Boom Boom
- so yeah

Chex ()ut ma New PiXz

Huaren Aiwenz11, skEith and apple-bottom JingLing.

L-R: Ketua Kampong, Pee-G, and Zai Horsefeathers.

vy, wy, adib

ROFL!

Friday 4th July

- celebrated our Independence Day (stayiii)
- Baby Vloo Eyez came early arnd 9+ cause he didn't want to go home after sending his siblings for tuition
- played DotA, I mean CS, with Das
- sembahyang Jumat di masjid
- dinner at Airport Restaurant to celebrate my meh's birthday.....AGAIN wheeeeeee!
- overate again, ada video ku muntah, nantilah ku masukkan.
- so yeah

Have a li'l look-see

Meet the family. Khnchnx buii? The Don pakai songkok.

HyeXX

Fats, fats, fats, fats, lard, lard and butter.

HAHAHHAAH f0zt qu x ne hnch0r fsl vleq2 2kar karer eatah tue, so beartea saja.

Another Day, Another Birthday

2008-07-01T21:25:00.007+08:00

Dear diary,

Today is my cousin's birthday. She's so fat. She's a girl. Badan mcm sapi from faraway, but looks like Minnie mouse closeup. Jadinya ia ani tikus lampuh. (no offense dil, i hope ko kecalian). She told me to make a post cause it's her day today. Iatah ni nyanta, kan manyanangkan bah ati bisdia atu spaya inda galat rasanya. Also, congratulations, tahniah dari ujung kelingking kaki ke ujung rambut yang bewax sabab nya kedidia dapat apa tu, scholarship nya urg putih, iatah hepi tah ni ia. You go girl!!! ekzdeey

So anyways dearly beloved readers, what's up? Nanya~ AH UY!!

The last part atu cs terms. Now I've started playing DotA and can't get enough of it. Sucks everytime a chinese gets something right or Sim or Das. _|_

Some DotA terms:
- hua ren cb maaa
- malai ren so lao yaa
- wah got gold!!

That's all for today. Enjoy the pictures from last night, ones that I didn't post.

Cousin Si Qayyum ni. Ada usul sapi + tikuz?

Ada usul mua kaghas? Or mua urg jual terikah?

Awww!! BFFs!!

Manithh buiii.

Lapar mua atu, psl nya aku balum makan. Duhh~

A 2-in-1 Celebration!

2008-06-30T23:07:00.001+08:00

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO MY MEH!

ALSO

HAPPY ANNIVERSARY TO DEH FT. MEH!

Semua orang di dunia ini mahu kahwin. Kahwin bererti marry dalam bahasa Melayu. Begitulah kisah meh dan deh saya yang sudah berkahwin selama 23 tahun. Anyways, 32 years ago on this date, my meh got born into this world (banarnya 45 years ago, tapi meh ku muda). So in conclusion, my parents' anniversary clashes with my meh's birthday. I'm not complaining though, cause this is the only time I get to eat 2 different cakes in a day for the whole year, sometimes 3 or 4 or 5 or 6 sometimes none.

To celebrate the occasion, we went out for dinner at Zaika Restaurant at Yayasan, duhhh Indian cuisine obviously. Mana inda sadap tu buuiiiii, ini macam (y). So we ate a year's worth of food in the form of briyani (chicken and mutton) and nan bread with other nice, juicy, finger lickin' good (f u KFC), delicious condiments.

Now for some pictures.

The Anniversary Cake. Mcm mango.

The birthday cake for the birthday girl.

Iyeeaaa! Birthday girl ni. Mikin muda eh.

Kanyang yoooo!

With love from yours truly. XOXO!! (anyways gambar ani dari last year pnya celebration)

EURO FINALS!!! And the winnah is......

2008-06-30T22:45:00.005+08:00

SPAIN!!!!

boo-hoo-hoo Hitler!

with a final score of 1-0, no wonder Spain won. A deserved win for a well-performing team and a consistent one with no major trophies won for the past 44 years. Germany apa tu, ada ups and downs but nice try. Germany nearly drowned in their tears while Spain nearly wet their pants from celebrating too much. Siapa man of the match si Shebby? Setau ah.

A picture is worth a thousand words.

A New Day, A New Post mihir eh

2008-06-29T21:50:00.004+08:00

wasted a few minutes of my life...

SO school's starting tomorrow and by the looks of it a lot of people and I mean A WHOLE SHITLOAD of people haven't done their homework, and that includes me. I know because when I see my messenger window most of the nicks in my contacts list read 'HWK' or 'jangan tagur yo bz ku ne buat hw' and my personal favourite 'shit! ada hw wah???'. But in fact these losers are sitting in front of the pc chatting their valuable time away. Heck, I don't care about mine psl gerenti inda kana tanya.

Let's not talk about school cause its getting me depressed (wohsei as if aku dapat depressed)

Last night I watched Wanted with these people called friends. Some of them are called Xym, Amal, Imi, Jeng, Dhell, Jaganot, Ping and many more species of friends. *eh napa mcm lame post ku ani?*. Then we went to KFC and had dinner around 9ish. WAIT! I forgot to mention that Wanted was pretty awesome, it puts a new definition to the meaning of action movies. Imi said Angie was hot, I didn't think so cause she looked like me time puasa.

Next we sent Amal home psl she had to be home before 10 supposedly because ia nyamal time atu biar bapa nya rasa guilty ia awal balik. Guilty tah rasa nya mal? Then we went to G-Town for desert. Pastu durang Xym and Imi 'chillax' kat rumah saye.

Kat rumah saye, Imi kene sebigik leh ibu gua sebab mereka kate tentang scholarship interviyu dan kat sane lah mak saye bertanye pade Imi about ape die nak buat kat uni, kenape die pilih course yang die sebut and macam-macam lah. The conversation is as below.

Meh: Imi, what do you want to be when you grow up?

Imi : I dunno auntie. *giggles*

Meh: What do you mean you don't know? Cemani tah kan ko jwb rh urg MINDEF ni come July?

Imi : Indalah. Aku mau jadi engineering*giggles some more*

Meh: Ko kan jadi engineering? LAWL!! Engineer jua, buleehh?

Imi : Eh awu ah! *slaps paha*

Meh: Bah jaga, ani saja auntie pasan kan rah kau, kau jua Azim ah, jgn kamu selalu kan 'entah' atau ' I dunno' dari sana urg buleh meliat ulah kamu and keupayaan kamu tu. So yeah.

Imi ft. Xym: Ouhh! Rupanya! Banar jua auntie ani ah, handal eh kita ani lawa lgi tu serta muda.

Meh: Come on lah, me selalu berandam aying bunga yg presh2, everyday kali ah.

Liq: Bah udah tah ngambang ma, pampan krg mulut atu kai papan.

FYI, the last 3 three lines atu crap yang me tambah-tambah. After the lecture blablabla yakkity-yak-yak the clock showed 11.30 then my dad told the boys *woot woot* (iyeeaa mihir) to just sleepover psl akhir brabis udah krg terjumpa durang hantu bekepala tiga. Iatah during the unexpected slpover we checked out some fb profiles of teachers. Some got steng some no steng some partly steng. But got one very steng though not teacher cause quite young, CLICK HERE for the picture. ENJOY!!

eh aku malas kan upload pictures. tu liat plg blog durang Mei Ping, Jeng, Bury, Xym mun ganya kamu kan liat gmbr!

Welcome Home Deh and Meh

2008-06-27T01:15:00.003+08:00

wasted a few minutes of my life...

So I walk up to this couple right and I'm all like "Sup you two, lookin' fine today. Ada barang ku bah?" So the conversation starts.

Deh: Ada lai, semua ada.

Liq: Banar wah??

Deh: Iksyen ku plg tu.

Liq: Penipu wah! Inda ku caya lagi cakap babah.

Deh: Heeee ada wah.

Liq: Yeay! Banar wah?

Deh: Awuuuuu

My meh walks in.

Meh: Iksyennya tu lai. Mobile yang alai kirim nada. PS3, Xbox360 and Wii alai semua nada.

Liq: NAH KAN PENGULARNYA! Indakan mau ilang wah pengelakarnya atu. Inda ku caya lagi cakap babah.

Deh: Jgn plg. Siapa jua rugi tu?

Liq: Siapa nah??

Deh: Entah, tanya mameh mu.

Meh: Entah ih, inda ku tau.

Liq: *pedah nanya durg ani*

HAHAHA. I feel that the conversation above is completely, entirely and intyrely useless. So let me skip to the important one.

Liq: *farts* OH YEAH!!

Deh ft. Meh: Shut up.

Useless again. Whatever then. The main point is my parents went overseas for about a month. Well my dad actually went for a month and my mom for about one and a half week. So I was stuck sitting bitch! *iyeaaa mental*.

On the broigh' soide, they go' me a bunch of stuff as compensation for leaving me behoind.

Take a look below.

One of these will be mine. Mwahahaha.

Officially a poklen now that I have white steppers.

From L to R in values of discount: 30%, 30%, 50%, 50% 70% and the rest 60%. Heee nada full price.

Ronaldo bagi aku psl ia inda muat.

Jauh-jauh dorang balikan ani, di Teguh Raya kan ada.

A Whole Full Bloated Week of Nothing

2008-06-27T00:29:00.003+08:00

First of all the title is exaggerated, no? *mun au jgn plg baca*

Pertama-tama kali saya ingin memulakan bahawa saya keboringan sepanjang masa saya di daerah Tutong di rumah nenek saya. The only fun times I had during my stay were breakfast, lunch, dinner and the birthdays of my aunties. Saya sangat terhibur semasa musim makan di rumah nenek kerana tiada orang yang melarang saya makan *sad yes?*.

June is my favorite month, after October, because 2 of my aunts, my uncle and my mother celebrate their days of birth into this world during this month and you know what that means, FOOOD!!! Iatahwahbahkan siuk jua tu makan-makan saja. So there.

My cousin wasn't there because he ditched us to go to umrah with his parents. Jadinya.?

So yeah yeah YEAH! boring boring boring, if you were me I'd bet my fats and a hundred grand that you guys will die of boredom. *eseh confident*

Anyhoo, there were also some ups besides the birthday gals' celebrations. Saya berkesempatan untuk meluangkan masa mempermainkan sepupu saya yang begitu kecil lagi useless. All she does all day is sleep and drinks milk. Iatahwahbahkan siuk jua tu ngacau-ngacau time ia menyusu. So there.

Let's talk about the food. These are the words that describes them to a 'T' : OK, not bad, sedang, boleh diterima, acceptable, membari watir, nanya~

Kayz, datz all for my pozt n0w, ayt? nantey2 sja lge qu update blog quh anie. vye2 tk K keh?

I h0pe yEw Enzh0y D pIcX

Grrmmmppphhh!!

Lookin' good liq!

Wang! Sadang2 jua eh sanyum atu!

The useless small fat little baby. I call her Fats.

4 SALES??? pffftt 4 s4yl3 x aa~

This One's Wasting Your Time

2008-06-18T21:57:00.003+08:00

wasted a few minutes of my life...

So today I got called by the school though i dont know the reason. *Tau durg kah aku tapuk spindit ME?*

On monday c imi bunuh burung acang by means of running it over using the VIOS. Kami bakas jalan2 *teeheehee 2some sja this time*

On tuesday, I did nothing. Ate indomee tpi inda nyaman.

Tadi aku kna marahi uleh mama ku sma auntie psl aku annoying.

The lecture:

Khaliq: Emmmm *burps* ah niaman eh ambuyat atu, baik jua ku makan banyak, pikir sja urg yg rugi psl mesti ingat kan cholestrol level sma blood pressure durg. HUHU~

Mama: Eh menjaguk ko tadi atu? Apa ko makan tadi atu? Kanyang? Banyak tanda2 urg kan sampai ajal or kan ilang akal ani. Antaranya capi2 labih2an mcm kau ani.

Auntie me: Banar tu , adang tah kan "niaman eh, niaman, NIAMAN BRABIS" krg muntah ko. Tuhan ani adil ni nyamu. Mun nya bukan rezeki mu muntah ko tu, mun rezeki mu inda tia ko muntah.

Khaliq: AWEH! niaman kali ah....buleh? aku andang suka capi2, mun mama inda suka aku capi2 agatah mama lari dari rumah. Ibu yg dhurhaqa. Rezeki ku jua tu, ada usul ku muntah?

10 minutes later....I barfed uncontrollably. Atu psl aku overeat bukan nya psl bukan rezeki. (ani iksyen ku plg)

Anyways, the above did happen but some of them ku tambah2 supaya cali. *Cali tah guys?*
Sorry ma, aku beibun sja tu. Jgn sumpah aku jadi batu. Please~~~

Today aku start cuba main DotA. CS masih plg, this is just a trial. Mun siuk aku dump CS. (nadawah, sorry maggot aku eksen sja tu. aku banar2 suka CS)

Here are some pictures I took:

aahh yes. looks can be deceiving, no?

MURDER!! BLOODY MURDER!!

before the feast.

The Aftermath.

some nutrition facts.

2008-06-14T23:52:00.003+08:00

LOL, thanks to Adeq i now have an idea to update my blog.

Today was a mighty fine morning until school was in session. School was a big bore, I was better of absent though i will be counted absent as i didn't come for registration.

Chemistry - Mr Ravoof said "Where were you Khaliiiq~? You were absent for a week." And i was like "WHOA! chill boss, saya takra absent satu minggu, 2 hari saja boss. tolong jgn potong gaji nanti saya rajin kerja punya..." To which he replied "OK, I won't deduct your salary, here go mark your unfinished homework."

Maths (FREE PERIOD...teeheehee) - did nothing but talk and chitted a little here and chatted a little there. "Eh buii, krg cana ni yo?" "Entah jun, pikir ko sendiri. Duhhh buleh? Hellooo utak kan ada~"

GP - went to the computer lab and yakked here and yakkitied there. "Eh krg kmu k rumah c jud*n kul brp ghaiz?" "Errmmm dalam pukul 6.28 kali, entah eh liat lah keadaan." "Aku entah ah, ikut parents ku lah psl durg mau hantar aku ke rumah jud*n"

Physics - Errr not to to change the subject, we did nothing though some of those eggheaded-wannabes did some electronics past year question about awp_map (op-amp). The teacher did come to check up on us a "few" times. Every 5 minutes!

Eden started at 12.30 midday! I went home in a car. I went to eat outside. My friends fetched me at 2.15 at we had a late lunch at Ahan Thai though I prefer La Mee. And I bought a gay-gray Gatsby Wax for the people.

I stayed in Gadong to play Cs and Cs and more CS. The first hour in NetCom where a few matches took place. The next hour saw me in Rainforest CC owning the players there with a score 80-20. If it were NetCom it would have been 20-80 T_T

The chinese guys ft. Krandhell played DotA *sucks A LOT*

I went home at 9.00 due to the fact I wasn't allowed to sleepover at jud*n's because I just revoered from a fever an currently suffering from the cursed flu ("very contagious") which may expose the residents of Jln Bunga Jasmine to the flu and make the flew away (get it?)

Here are some pictures:

Too much DotA for one booty to handle?

Them DotA Allstars

The DotA face.

A Boring Friday

2008-06-13T17:43:00.003+08:00

wasted a few minutes of my life...

Dear blog,

Today I woke up at 9.36am. I went to the bathroom. I had CS for breakfast. I had CS for brunch. No lunch.

I just saw The Forbidden Kingdom today. WICKED!

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sma ada the guy from sky high.

im gonna delete the poem about my 'older' brother. krg ia tbca nahas jua me tu.

eh sma masa main CS ada urg pakai nama c maggot. marah jua ku tu.

Sick due to school

2008-06-11T18:33:00.005+08:00

wasted a few minutes of my life...

wheeeee, finally i got my cbox

anyways today and yesterday i didn't go to school because i had to go to the moon. i left for the moon on tuesday and missed the shuttle back to earth today. so maybe aku balik esuk pagi.

here are some pictures i took while walking around the moon

guess what planet that is. Earth!!

hey lookie! i made a friend!

OMG! wat a n00b to t3h bl0gging stuff!

2008-06-09T23:08:00.000+08:00

wth, payah jua tu kan blog. everything is so alien to me. heck, i don't even know how to insert a cbox -.-"

Anyways, the reason i'm blogging is that it's the 'in' thing now. And i don't want to be left out. hehe.

Let me tell you ppl a bit about myself:
- i'm fat (though i prefer the term well-built)
- i don't have a life....yet (that's the reason why i can spend 8 hrs non-stop in front of the PC)
- i get bored everyday
- can't even introduce myself -.-

Whoa! Blog! Napa ia?!

2008-06-09T20:53:00.000+08:00

Hello, hi! Errr *awkward* anu bah, kediaku anu baru jua kan blogging ni ah. So jgn tah u guys and girls kan buat apa dulu. HAHA mihir mcm poklen. Anyways....Bye!