Day 1, Week 1

So aku ada baca this book. Its called the Diary of A Fat Man. No, I didn't write it. But I got inspired from it. Iatah this fat dude, he decided to lose weight but unlike me, he succeeded. You should read it, fatties.

Here is a version of my own fat diary.

Currently, I am a person who boasts 100kg worth of meat, flesh, bone, water and most importantly FAT!

I'm writing about monday, fyi. HAHA psl this regime was supposed to start this week. So wo'evz. Furthermore, I will be writing about what I ate/drank and what exercises I did for the day (if there were any).

Breakfast: None, woke up late. Dekat-dekat pukul 12 kooot~
Lunch: Rice, 2 pieces of chicken wings, sayur.
Afternoon: 3 sausages, 1 roti kosong, 1/3 roti telor \m/. 2 cawan tek tarik halia UMPH!
Dinner: 1 cup of milo. extra manis.

As you can see from above, dear readers, I ate a lot yesterday. No wonder I look like this.





Hence, I hope to lose weight and prolong my life even by a few days.

You know what they say. To be thin is to be healthy, to be fat is to be me. YIH!

WoW! Spinebreaking! o.O

The title above says it all. SpinebreakerWoW! The only server I have fun playing *iyea baru jua hari ani* compared to eX0DuZZZZWoW and WoWscape. Toxic, that's another story ;P *iyea apakan*

Siuk lah pokoknya. Aku mau kamu yg baca ani main. Muninda you have to post this message to 5 people if not you will die tomorrow (like one of those crappy spam "freaky" messages).

Anyways, I know its Tuesday today. My weight-loss-programme-whatchumacallit supposedly starts Monday. Yesterday.

So imma type/write my fat-fighting diary starting from yesterday. Day 1, Week 1.

Random Quotes #1

"Inda kau jadi bali kasut ani? Bali tia tiga-tiga, mama mendulur kau." -Ibu saya ketika saya ingin membeli kasut. (Y)

"Mikin berangkat badan mu ani. Sadang-sadang tah kau makan eh." -Ayahnda commenting on my ever-inflating waistline.

Mothers' Day? 10th May? HAHAHA mtki

YIIIIHHHH!!!!!

Semua jua eh orang (well mostly) kan be-Mother's Day-Mother's Day. So THATS MEAN you people only appreciate your mother because its an event? Kira macam kena pajal lah bisdia ani? AH? UY? Bekurapak jua ku ni!

Anyways, emotions set aside. Saya ingin mengambil kesempatan ini untuk mengucapkan Selamat Hari Ibu (LOLIES sama juanya) untuk ibu yang saya sayangi dengan berabis sampai kesayangan saya itu tak terhingga. Lagipunkan ibu, bagi adik setiap hari adalah hari ibu kecuali hari jadi saya. Disini saya ada tulis sebuah pantun tentang ibu dalam bahasa orang putih.

M is for my mother
O is for the octaves when she shouts
T is for the things she gave me, sometimes unwillingly
H is for having you as my mother and loving every minute of it
E is for eating the food you feed me and savouring the taste of the menu
R is for ranting all-day nonstop 24/7 it gives me a splitting headache and boy does it hurt

See, that's why everyday is a mother's day. Atu baru ia sweet banar aku atu. Saturday jadi ma?

How about father's day? Hmmmmmm, once a year saja eh.


*searches for a picture of my mom*

OI MA NADA AH! cana ni? jgn tah eh, krg kenal tia durg kan mama. =D and fyi, this ain't belated. so jgn ngambang ma. btw hj KIV kirim salam. OVER AND OUT.

Definitely BEE-OWH-ARR-EE-DEE!

Assalamualaikumwarrahmatullahhiwabarakatuh!!11!exclamtion!!!excla!!!111!!1!1

So I've been thinking for a looooooooooooooooooooooong time and decided (well maybe) to blog again but not as frequent. maskingau rajin2 baik ku sekulah. Let me fill you in as to what I've been doing during my period of absence.

NOTHING!!! HAHAHAHAHAH (exams and all that stuff don't count pasal obvious)


Anyways, I've been planning to do all these but to no avail:

-lose weight
-find a job *puiii*
-gain weight
-travel the world

Btw, aku hari atu seizure (Y). So yeah *rolls eyes*







*awkward silence*









*farts*



atu saja dulu eh. don't want to knock myself out. toodleloo

should I or jgn tah?

i'm planning to revive my blog tpi mcm membari malas wah.

i prefer reading and bitching and dissing about other ppl's blog. more life in that (Y).

bukan plg ngucap boggers nada life. just saying.

bah.

It's Been A While

Samekohm alai2 dan alui2 semua.

Before I start let me ask kamu. Siapa rindu aku angkat tangan. *angkats* eh turun kan tia bau butterprawn ketiak kmu. Bebulu lagi tu. Apakan cala.

So Olympics masa ani di China habis dah. Durg owning vravieshly.

Speaking of ownage. Results are out *iyeaa lama udah*. Mcm2 lah faces urg di skulah ku atu. Ada yg nervous, ada yg takut, ada yg nervous and yang calinya ada yg takut. Aku inda plg takut, kamu bah. Results ku sama jua masih.

Hrrrmmmm what else what else. 0uh yeaaaaaaa. Modem and router ku hangus psl kna kantuti leh c Yum.

Over the weeks yang aku inda post. I took some pictures psl aku atu planning kan upload iatah di upload now ni.

The gang

Spot the indian, usulnya mcm c fish mun dakat2.

Yurnero says : I hear and obey!

Random tapi nyaman ini mcm (Y)

Antaeindakutaulagi!