Reports Due. Champions League Final.

here I am in the computer lab trying to start my report which is due tomorrow 1pm. Correction, REPORTS. bagus kompom 1st class ni cani ani, jgn inda galat mun aku masuk newspaper kena tulis top student in the whole of UK for doing chemistry. ahh yess i do chemistry. napaan, cawie kah? geeky kah? duli ku bukan kamu membayarkan course ku ani.


But walaupun kena bayarkan mesti jua banar2 belajar ani. Bukannya sekadar kan pass2 dpt degree, mun buleh aim for first class nya urang putih sini ani. Urang putih nya staie kan bagi kata2 motivasi, diri sama jua 2x5 malas nya. sialan hahaha.


So reportS ku ani ada dua. satu pasal physical chemistry sebuting analytical. Physical atu psl topic on thermodynamics of cells. Analytical kami buat report based on the results of our analysis of gunshot powder residue left on a body when firing a gun. Boaie I didnt get to shoot the gun, my partner did but sabar saja, sesungguhnya sabar atu half of iman.

Reports ku yg dulu2 average lah saja markah nya, so yeah first class is within my grasp. By average i mean 12-14/25 hohoho saklikoeh. But thats what you get doing your report the night before it is due. iyea speaking.

Tapi ada jua hikmatnya membuat report last minute arah computer lab ani nyamu, belajar tarus (ferreals inda ku membual) psl tepaksa belakun wah mun duduk sebalah urg putih hitam apa yg belajar tapi diri youtube tah plg. Last2 belajar banar2 plg jadinya so Alhamdulillah. Yg siuknya lagi mun ngam2 ada seniors ku, dpt dibawa becali. bisdia atu lagi melayan iatah ku suka. Though perasan ku aku ganya yg becali, durg tukang ketawa saja atupun inda sure genuine laugh kah inda, tau2 sedakah saja.

Kalau ada dgn belajar/buat report, follow up nya order makanan tu. Highlight of the night bah tu. aku order the usual (staie baru jua 2-3 kali ku pernah order) VALUE BOX. isinya ayam basar 2 putung, 3 pieces spicy wings (usually nasib baik 4 buting), fuckloads of chips and minuman tin...all for £3.29. fuckin worth it. mun di London bah. £3 atu wah membali susu manis pun inda cukup.

This weekend Champions League final . Kami di Loughborough ani debating kan liat arah rumah siapa. Planning kan ali2 rumah depending on which team disupport. Yg mahalnya seorang saja support Barca. HAHA. eleksha kami 26 urg yg lain menyampit rh rumah senior ku.

Aku notice somehow posts ku semua nada flow. Tarus saja tukar2 topic dalam satu post atu. Mun dlm muvee kana ucap no character build up, no plot no storyline blablablablaballa pokoknya booshiet lah. But i dont care, kamu masih jua membaca. So what does that make you? hahah cari pasal.

Bah my next post will be about materialistic people. Bukan plg targeting anyone, in general lah. Aku inda mau sabut nama tapi aku bagi clue sapa. Related to me by blood. Bukan sibling. HAHAHA sial family sudah masih jua kan diucap.

Movie inside a movie

mindfuck! period. wonder what happened to Kate. guess she only got fatter.

Theory ku

Title says it all.

Aku ada theory wah. It goes like this. Online social activity is directly proportional to studying/revising work. Well in my case it is. Si Faris aka Sniper of the West aka Dragon-Tamerz aka Pokemon Master Trainer aka Runescape Overlord pulang who came up with this theory originally. Therefore its called The Runescape Dragon's Law.

Aku ada bali game Nintendo DSi. Namanya Pokemon White. Siuk tapi I forgot how melaratz playing on Nintendo can be. Previous versions (Pearl and Ruby) aku main arah PC pakai emulator (yes i am cheap that way) and di sana dpt speed up 500% the game inda salah ku by holding down space bar. Iatah bisai, jim uleh ku dalam sehari dua. Atu tah membuatnya ku dpt 3C time A Level. iyea sial alasan.

Selama ani tidur ku inda menantu. Sudah pun bepenyakit mun inda cukup tidur, masih jua maksa diri. Bukan lagi belajar tu akhir tidur ah buduh2. Bukan plg nyumpah diri tapi thats the only way I can think of to describe it. Membuang masa wah. Iatah dijadikan alasan ni sudah exam kepayahan pastu keluar result menyasal. Nya urg tua2 nasi sudah jadi bubur. Mun urg indon nya bisdia indomee sudah karing. Mun malaysia, maggi sudah mengembang.

Time2 exam ani macam2 tah benda kan dibuat, pebaik boring janji inda belajar. Want to see procrastination at its best? Liat aku seminggu before exam. Atu tah masanya keluar bakat yang jarang bepakai. Main bula lah, jogging lah, menerikah baju seluar, merayau town seorang2 sambil minum kinder bueno white shake tapi the BEST way to procrastinate is to COOK. Banaaaaaa. aku memang plg handal memasak tapi sudah dakat periksa atu mikin handal. gourmet wah ku masak. membuat baga from scratch. menyalai kambing. hahaha sialan tapi banar. (baca previous post though not sure if ada any relevant connection)

Oh and the past month aku atu kan becali sama adiku (si Yumz). Plan kami atu kan spam/post arah each other's feyzbewq wall with words of wisdom (deep quotes). Mcm baie prasan Confusion....eh Confucius. palui tu ia atu, tau2 urg Illuminati.

So I end this post with one of my famous deep quotes:

"You beat meat to make it tender, so don't do it to your own."

Procrastination during Examination

Gila handal ku rapping arah title ah. Btw salam brothers and sisters (iyea)

Honestly aku lupa pasal blogs for the past year or so or susu.

Di sini aku kan update saja2 pebaik inda cali mcm dulu zaman muda2. Jeles ku meliat blog http://uicrutipaun.blogspot.com// beupdate ah. Au diam2 aku membaca blog bisdia jua pasal boring.

So yeah exams in 2 weeks, kamu abis sudah tu celebrate, beperancitan champagne sana sini, bebuyah2 rambut kamu. Kami sini masih kan revise. Durang plg saja tu, aku inda. Massa ani aku catch up on loads of TV series macam Chuck, House, Modern family, tubemerah dan yj. Sakit jua mata lah tiap2 malam marak meliat video 'cali' udang.

Usul2nya adi/abang ku update blog nya consistently, membari watir. he is on this 100 day project thingy where u update your blog everyday for 100days consecutively (iyea banar2 explain ah). I've seen a couple of thse 'projects' on fezbuk jua. Tapi different type lah, ada yg macam 30 day song challenge, posting your favourite songs on your page for a month. Ada lagi the 7 day update. Pokoknya macam2 lah.

However, IMPHOYDDH (in my perfectly honest opinion yang datang dari hati) semua ani inda berfaedah wah. lol padas mcm baie. I mean yes I respect what you are doing, to show-off or prove that you actually listen to music tapi entah inda pedah pengliatan ku. Maybe I'm a naturally born-HATER.

I guess thats it for now, gila barapa batah jarak nya post ani with the last one. Also if kamu notice my diet plan failed (as it was foretold) hahah aku bakas skimming through my old posts. Oh and fuck k-pop. K-porn FTW! \m/

AKU MAU JUA UPDATE EH!

Salamz all,

Apparently most of ma homeboiz have updated their blogs and I think its cool. Since its cool to update blogs, here I am updating my own.

Not much to talk about other than I have grown over the years that I didnt update my blog. I grew in more ways than one ie vertically and horizontally. HEUHEUEHUEHEUHUE cali2.

Also I saw Sim ucap aku on his blog saying I just hit puberty when in reality I have never hit puberty. All those zits were just make up for me to fit in to my little clique.

Ain't gonna talk about UK since you all don't really care HAHA. Check saja wikipedia.org about UK. Ahhh yes wikipedia....helped me alot liek seriously ALOT!! Uni stuff revolves around wiki. I never go to the library to borrow books for 'references'. Personally I think its bullshit yo. Mun ganya kan tau apa 1+1 ke library tah tu? For me library atu untuk chill with my buffbru mates and socialise. Coffee sana nyaman jua and its 50p.

Wait there is something I wanna say about UK. EX-fucking-PEN-fucking-SIVE! No shit man. Mun aku lagi kemahalan bah mahal tah tu ertinya. *ehemz ehemz me orang kayaz HAHAHA* but seriously mahal, so mahal mun aku sini isap batu atu kira fancy udah tu. Bali pen pun pakai cheque. Apatah lagi bali duvet-sized-boxers. fjkldsahfdasjlkfhdksahfdsakjh. Tapi makanan murah berabis *apakan contradicting*

HO SHIT AKU ALUM REVISE UNTUK EXAMS. HAHAHAH peace out playaz.

Sowaneul Maraebwa!

so dear readers. i dont feel like confessing today. just to make it up to you coz i know ur sad and wuz looking forward to it i'll tell u something else instead.

COZ ITS OFFICIAL!! (wat nigga wat) *iyea apakan* anyways, i joined fitness zone today in hopes of evolving further. from a fatlet to soething even better. can u guess what? lololol mcm banar becerita ah.

bah itu jer for now. and damn exercising makes me even hungrierer (sp?) heeee xD lampuh usulnya si lampuh ah. and just so i won't lose ur interest for my blog i'll confess in the next post. So stay tuned for the SHOCKING confession. LOL majal tu geng.

(ohhh and yes i noticed that blog ku mcm dull compred to jeng's, bury's, dil's, dao's *hee i made a funny just now* and just about everyone else's in this world. but kamu masih jua mau bca, thanks a lotzzzz)

OMG! i am so boreedddddddddddd!!!

ZZZZ. Deja Vu ah the title. mcm sudah bored baru tah kan blog. mudahan tah ku selamat mun cani gayanya wah. edededeh baik kamu aminkan hehehe.

anyways. over the past few days that i didn't blog *pffft more like eons* i have gone through a series of events. unfortunate, fortunate, epic and anti-climatic. and through that i have evolved into a whole new being. from Fatling to a Fatlet. heee xD cali ku atu eh.

being a fatlet has changed my life. every bit of my pathetic boring awesome fantastic spectacular life. in conjunction to my evolution i have a SHOCKING confession to make, but no in this post. a later one. maybe after i die of starvation.

So stay tuned for my SHOCKING confession. Over and out