Tuesday, July 8, 2008

What a wonderful morning

It started with a "To all PU1 and PU2 students, please proceed to the pole *oops teehee* flagpole area now"


'Mama': A'kum anak-anak, tahi lalat saya gatal lah.

Liq: Minta garukan cigu?

'Mama': Boleh jugak.

Liq: Maskingau, melekit krg tungau atu arah jariku.

'Mama': Urggh, like sooo wo'evzz. Baiklah anak-anak, berdiri tegak tak lama lagi kita akan menyanyikan lagu kebangsaan kita.

The anthem starts.

Liq ft. Everyone: Ya allah lanjut......

BUT!!!

'Mama': Negaraku, tanah tumpahnya darahku......

Everyone: *WTF biyul kah ia?*

'Mama': Ooops!! *blushes* Ya Allah lanjut...

How I wish someday that this will happen. Anyways, Meips did her speech and WOWIE!! kajar-kajar bah nyamu, inda lagi nampak kartasnya trembling. Then we had the assessment thing. I had the role of becoming someone in the human resource department in the ministry of education Republic of Gathelo? Gathole? ONE WORD! ACE!! *iyeaa staie*. Individual assessments were even worse than group. Annoying wah the questions assessor ku tanya, garigitan ku memikirkan.

LIKE HELLO!!! EARTH TO *insert name of assessor* I'M THE ONE WHO NEEDS TO TALK, NOT YOU. (sorry I didn't mean that)


OK! relax....bwa makan indo mee.

Then in the later afternoon, we tallied some categories yang superlatives which you losers had to fill in. Aku buat pulang jua tapi aku inda loser...banar wah inda loser.....ASTEE!! Macam banyak wah unexpected winners, most of them aku pulang manang but ku suruh tukar-tukar nama, indakan aku saja, betul tak anak-anak?

Bah berinut ku dulu, keh tu?

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