It's Been A While

Samekohm alai2 dan alui2 semua.

Before I start let me ask kamu. Siapa rindu aku angkat tangan. *angkats* eh turun kan tia bau butterprawn ketiak kmu. Bebulu lagi tu. Apakan cala.

So Olympics masa ani di China habis dah. Durg owning vravieshly.

Speaking of ownage. Results are out *iyeaa lama udah*. Mcm2 lah faces urg di skulah ku atu. Ada yg nervous, ada yg takut, ada yg nervous and yang calinya ada yg takut. Aku inda plg takut, kamu bah. Results ku sama jua masih.

Hrrrmmmm what else what else. 0uh yeaaaaaaa. Modem and router ku hangus psl kna kantuti leh c Yum.

Over the weeks yang aku inda post. I took some pictures psl aku atu planning kan upload iatah di upload now ni.

The gang

Spot the indian, usulnya mcm c fish mun dakat2.

Yurnero says : I hear and obey!

Random tapi nyaman ini mcm (Y)

Antaeindakutaulagi!

Autism, Siberia and Stuffz...

hey guys, hows all ya funkeh peepow doin' out there? i'm fine nanya~

anyways, ku baca arah blog CJengz and I saw ia ada buat joke, what an echopraxiac.

Echopraxia is the involuntary repetition or imitation of the observed movements of another. BUt in Jeng's case it was voluntary. haha apakan.

Hari atu Zati Bananananananannanaana birthday ia celebrate di Holiday Lodge di Jerudong. Tapi me malas uplot picsnya cz DUHH!! vetemv0n ah durg2 lain uplot rh pesbuk. Liat sana sja. Cari link sendiri.

Earlier this week I received an order from Steelseries. I ordered a new pair of headset which comes with a microphone *flaunting LOL*. Steelseries is a company that produces professional gaming gear tpi malang nya orang yg order ani orang yang caweeeer HAHAHA.

Tadi petang, tibalah seorang serjana tua yang bermisi untuk memberi ucapan sedikit sebanyak dan juga sesadang tentang autism. And man was he funny, (y) ini mcm buiii. haha

The person's name was Malai something, sorry I couldn't remember, yang penting nya ia cali. The main idea about autism is that its not a disease or a disability, its a specialty or so he says. People with autism tend to think literally, so I'm not saying that lame people *coughADEQcough* is autistic, atu ia lame saja. He said jgn panggil people with autism "autistic people" instead we should call them "individual with autism" there it implements a positivity towards them and NOT negativity. But those weren't his funny phrases/quotes.

Macam for example macam like errr you know~

"Pencuri tu ia atu." <----negativity why not say "urang atu mencuri tu" <----a bit more positive

Eh pastu ada yang cali psl mun people wanna do something durg berniat as in mean to do it. They word here is "nawaitu" hahaha cracks me up everytime I hear some one says that. I forget how we arrived at that topic but funniesh vravesh.

Some of his quotes

"Sahaja me ke Mall untuk mencari isteri yang solihin." HAHAHAHHA cali.

"Mostly I'm not sure whether anak kah or parents yg autistic ani." OHHH man n1!

"Sahaja aku kahwin kerana ingin mengeluarkan zuriat-zuriat......." HAHAHA facahz.

"Orang yg membaca yasin di kubur bedusa. Why?" Psl entah aku lupa. Bah atu saja. Ani post ani sekadar kan update.

Nah a few pictures I've been wanting to upload, jgn tah becaption this time.

Won't be posting for a while pasal qualifying kan sampai ke sekolah kami ah. Iatah bersiap sedia ni aku ani. HAHAH stayii. Mcm inda cali post ku ani. Also if you're interested in autism and want to know more aga arah Wiki, jgn tah aku lagi membagi link. Tapi ani the only thing I know about SMARTER.

While You People Were At School.....

edededededeh mcm title rh blog si Sim


.....I also went on a download frenzy

Feast your eyes on that Sim! OWH~ EMM~ JEE~ spammspammm

And unfortunately that speed went on until night~ i luv espeed mwah mwah eksdeeieeyee

I love Brunei~ <<3333

Its That Time Of The Year AGAIN!! -.-"

hyeXX people! hari ani me rasa kan be p0qLyNx chqet~ huhu bleh ka? xP

FirZt 0f oLL, thEZe R dA aNswErz t0 ma quiZie hhuhu~

1. pisang plastik (joke c wen yi ni anak cina ah so jgn marahi aku)
2. ambuk plastik (wen yi ah)
3. tikus ilang *picks nose*
4. kiss my ass *cuts wrist*
5. LOL!!! ani aku ngakun joke ku!!! i bet MILLIONS of people know this answer HAHAH labih

AHAX~ wawawa xD
naneng eyh jdey p0qLyNx ne....malash me lgi eh

Anyways dearie, a week ago someone celebrated his birthday. I bet kamu semua inda tau hehe. Siapa tau jawapannya angkat tangan and sila tampilkan diri ke hadapan, aku kan sipak bibirnya biar sumbing 5 so mcm bunga usulnya.

HAPPY BELATED BIRTHDAY UNCLE TAN!!

so yeah~ woddevah woddevah woddevah

Thursay hari atu nothing out of the ordinary. Kami ada CCA baru, namanya "Jalan-jalan cari makan and b*tch about people" woddevah woddevah

introducing murtabak indomee...nice? NO! sick? YES

the network

hehe candid shot of the ringleader.

time sir ngajar. hahaha staie banarnya time sir nada.

Eh ada ada cerita. I watched The Dark Knight on saturday night *rhyming?* . So what? AH UY!!

Capi-capi lah ceritanya, especially Joker a.k.a Muhd Abdul Heath Ledger. mcm aku kecalian...-.- and then and then and then aku kelawahan mekap nya which brings me to a lame joke

"manya-manya pinatang, pinatang apa itu melekit pata muka?"

answer: patak!! (BADAK hahaha psl aku chinese mode tadi)

and then c joker ah, ia jumpa this urang jahat namanya Batman...woddevah woddevah



Sunday kemarin-kemarin i.e. two days ago......

kami ke tutong, pastu aku bali sotong tutuk! (y) ini mcm wah!!! tpi iksyen ku psl padas....

HAHAHA sama ada funny names ku kejumpahan nyanta...

Ohhh~ so ada yang sajuk jua?

Tho tapai u lah yg paling manith anie? asteee jgn mmbual ani.

Mikin sehat eh kazen ku ani. Tapi inda sebrp kiut mcm aku, inda ja?

Aiisshhh si manith dpt duduk dah, bangga ku eh. *kambang idung*

Collection of Lame Jokes #2

A new set of lame jokes.....

1. Banyak-banyak pisang, pisang apa yang ambuk inda pandai makan?
2. Banyak-banyak ambuk, ambuk apa yang inda pandai makan pisang?
3. Banyak-banyak tikus, tikus apa yang di cari?
4. Banyak-banyak kismis, kismis apa yang paliiiiing nyaman?
5. Banyak-banyak ikan, ikan apa yang jadi goalkeeper Laksamana?

Answers to the lame jokes before:

1. UBI *iski lagi*
2. belubang (geddit?)
3. don't touch me (as in daun touch me) *SPAMROFLSSPTSPAM!!*
4. five (tapi sabut mcm pipe, baru cali) *shoots self*
5. batang kayu (berthank you) *faints*
6. bekurik jubui *zzzz*
7. begaru *wot ze effing heww*
8. bajubah..........*speechless*

Bah atu saja....

PS: Banyak-banyak pelawak, pelawak mana yang paling lucu?

PPS: Answernya---> Op kors bukan kurapak, obviously aku! HAHAHAHA stayiiii

The Happenings of Last Week

Chmeqohm dearly beloved readers! *jawab wa'q0m chalamz*

it's been a long time since I posted anything new. Siapa rindu aku angkat tangan, kaki dan segala-galanya lah! *angkats*

I don't feel like typing a lot of stuff. So aku summarise saja.

Tuesday. Nothing interesting happened in school. That night si Azka lanja Vayvee Vloo Eyez and me makan sushi arh Excapade, kamu inda so yahh.




Wednesday, 9th July. Si Ivan (Yong Ming) bawa kami mkn time free period. Maths nada extra. HAHAHA atu pindik, malas banar udah tu.

iyeaaaa driver baru. panas masih eh baru kluar dri oven. apakan

ni amah lari kami putik. nadawah. *takut*

Antoine~ HAHAHAH mihir.

LOL the superlatives ppr f*cked up.

Thursday, 10th July. CCA time. I think ani time durg scholars ada. Entah inda ku ingat. ANTAH INDA KU TAU LAGI! I had tuition with Shikalakalaxa bebe. Cali ah bini-bini dgn ku tuition. Mcm aku, cali jua tu!

Chiao Yin. Cani jadinya after 10 months in UK.

Cina? Alaaa bukan.

The WO PEI HUA REN gang. (h5)

Friday 11th July. Entah boring. Sembahyang Jumat. Tuition with Shika lagi -.-.

Capi-capi Imam ani.

Saturday 12th July. Forgot. just see the pictures lah. Eh au kami jalan ke G-Town.

Enough said.

Sunday, 13th July. Nothing cool happened. Siuk plg, filled with action, and a civil war.

That's it for this post. Try not to miss me too much aite? It's not healthy to miss someone.


PS: I think Mr Rav**f suka aku.

PPS: HAHAH apakan random.

Random Post #1

I think there's something wrong with Jeng's brain. Or he's a plain fag.

zmn ` let's link together the little happinesses says:
aku pun
zmn ` let's link together the little happinesses says:
*ckp dan*
a pebbel in the water makes a ripple effect. says:
DAN!!!!!!!
zmn ` let's link together the little happinesses says:
entah aku pun nda tau, aku balik kali saja dulu
zmn ` let's link together the little happinesses says:
HAHA _|_ NDA KU SADAR
a pebbel in the water makes a ripple effect. says:
oh man burnnnn


Anyways, I wanna own a PS3, bahapa ku bali PSP inda pedah2 jadi monster hunter.

What a wonderful morning

It started with a "To all PU1 and PU2 students, please proceed to the pole *oops teehee* flagpole area now"


'Mama': A'kum anak-anak, tahi lalat saya gatal lah.

Liq: Minta garukan cigu?

'Mama': Boleh jugak.

Liq: Maskingau, melekit krg tungau atu arah jariku.

'Mama': Urggh, like sooo wo'evzz. Baiklah anak-anak, berdiri tegak tak lama lagi kita akan menyanyikan lagu kebangsaan kita.

The anthem starts.

Liq ft. Everyone: Ya allah lanjut......

BUT!!!

'Mama': Negaraku, tanah tumpahnya darahku......

Everyone: *WTF biyul kah ia?*

'Mama': Ooops!! *blushes* Ya Allah lanjut...

How I wish someday that this will happen. Anyways, Meips did her speech and WOWIE!! kajar-kajar bah nyamu, inda lagi nampak kartasnya trembling. Then we had the assessment thing. I had the role of becoming someone in the human resource department in the ministry of education Republic of Gathelo? Gathole? ONE WORD! ACE!! *iyeaa staie*. Individual assessments were even worse than group. Annoying wah the questions assessor ku tanya, garigitan ku memikirkan.

LIKE HELLO!!! EARTH TO *insert name of assessor* I'M THE ONE WHO NEEDS TO TALK, NOT YOU. (sorry I didn't mean that)


OK! relax....bwa makan indo mee.

Then in the later afternoon, we tallied some categories yang superlatives which you losers had to fill in. Aku buat pulang jua tapi aku inda loser...banar wah inda loser.....ASTEE!! Macam banyak wah unexpected winners, most of them aku pulang manang but ku suruh tukar-tukar nama, indakan aku saja, betul tak anak-anak?

Bah berinut ku dulu, keh tu?

lame, lame, lame & LAME!!!

Today we had a briefing about tomorrow and the day after where we have this internal assessment. Boring. Cali lah "Mama" atu di ucapnya aku escape dan lepak dekat Asrama Putera di mana situ ada banyak jin beranak pinak.

Anyways, after the briefing we all went to the cafeteria and goofed the time away. Hadi 'Antoine' was being all faggy-waggy with me, Jimmy freaked out while at the same time was entertained and the rest were laughing. Pastu datang Hazwan ia duduk sama Dewi trying to pick up all her lame jokes. Not really lame though (iyeaaa), lame plg......BRABIS!!
*VERAVISHLY


Here are some of the lame jokes and not-so-lame jokes we all shared.

Banyak-banyak ubi, ubi yang paling ubi? *majal*
Banyak-banyak bulu, bulu apa yang tambus?
Banyak-banyak daun, dau apa yang inda buleh di pegang?
Banyak-banyak numbur, numbur apa yang keluar air?
Banyak-banyak kayu, kayu apa yang beterima kasih?
Banyak-banyak buku, buku apa yang paling mihir?
Banyak-banyak burger, burger apa yang nyaman?
Banyak-banyak baju, baju apa yang alim?


Answers will be posted in the next post, if aku ingat.

Banyak-banyak ubi, ubi apa yang ubi?

UBI HAHAHAHAH!! *iski*

You have to think outside to think outside the box or inside whichever suits you people. Though I'd recommend protective headgear. *double iski*

It's been a few years since I posted anything new in this lovely, colourful, funny, amazing and cool blog of mine. So now let me storykan y'all about the things I did over the years.


Wednesday 2nd July

- had free period
- makan nasi lemak mama, eh salah nasi lemak nenek.
- did a short practical on radioactive decay (tapi pakai blocks of wood)
- had lunch at La Mee with Jeng and Baby Blue Eyes
- overate, iatah inda concentrate time mechanics

Ly8 nE gmVr kULexSheN qU

Dasuki menjual kembayau yg presh2. (joke ku ni, bukan c bury)

Adeq milih kembayau yg lamak2

Bury..... *speechless*

sadap usul makanan atu Jeng

Thursday 3rd July

- nothing fun happened, except nothing.
- the scholarshippies ada balik.
- had lunch at a curry house in Lambak.
- had roti bom at the curry house. Itu roti bom ah, mcm itu roti kosong tapi manith.
- had to complete the superlatives form.
- kekanyangan makan murtabak
- tuition with Shikalakalaka Boom Boom
- so yeah

Chex ()ut ma New PiXz

Huaren Aiwenz11, skEith and apple-bottom JingLing.

L-R: Ketua Kampong, Pee-G, and Zai Horsefeathers.

vy, wy, adib

ROFL!

Friday 4th July

- celebrated our Independence Day (stayiii)
- Baby Vloo Eyez came early arnd 9+ cause he didn't want to go home after sending his siblings for tuition
- played DotA, I mean CS, with Das
- sembahyang Jumat di masjid
- dinner at Airport Restaurant to celebrate my meh's birthday.....AGAIN wheeeeeee!
- overate again, ada video ku muntah, nantilah ku masukkan.
- so yeah

Have a li'l look-see

Meet the family. Khnchnx buii? The Don pakai songkok.

HyeXX

Fats, fats, fats, fats, lard, lard and butter.

HAHAHHAAH f0zt qu x ne hnch0r fsl vleq2 2kar karer eatah tue, so beartea saja.

Another Day, Another Birthday

Dear diary,

Today is my cousin's birthday. She's so fat. She's a girl. Badan mcm sapi from faraway, but looks like Minnie mouse closeup. Jadinya ia ani tikus lampuh. (no offense dil, i hope ko kecalian). She told me to make a post cause it's her day today. Iatah ni nyanta, kan manyanangkan bah ati bisdia atu spaya inda galat rasanya. Also, congratulations, tahniah dari ujung kelingking kaki ke ujung rambut yang bewax sabab nya kedidia dapat apa tu, scholarship nya urg putih, iatah hepi tah ni ia. You go girl!!! ekzdeey

So anyways dearly beloved readers, what's up? Nanya~ AH UY!!

The last part atu cs terms. Now I've started playing DotA and can't get enough of it. Sucks everytime a chinese gets something right or Sim or Das. _|_

Some DotA terms:
- hua ren cb maaa
- malai ren so lao yaa
- wah got gold!!

That's all for today. Enjoy the pictures from last night, ones that I didn't post.

Cousin Si Qayyum ni. Ada usul sapi + tikuz?

Ada usul mua kaghas? Or mua urg jual terikah?

Awww!! BFFs!!

Manithh buiii.

Lapar mua atu, psl nya aku balum makan. Duhh~