Crapping my pants

if had any ;)

Tomorrow at this time I will be sitting for my first paper. Hopefully my revision and doing past years from the 80s will bear fruits...particularly durian. NYAMAN WAH TU YO! On a serious note, I really am panicking, though can't do anything about it too late to regret and I knew this would happen. Inda payah lagi nyasal....biasa sudah. kimak.

Right now my spirits are at an all time down low. Cooking pun inda helpful. So now I'm listening to songs to try and lift them heavy spirits up. And this may come as a surprise to you but aku bawa sembahyang hajat. Byk nyamu kebaikan smbhyg hajat ani especially mun ada hajat...HAJAT KU KAN PASS!!! jsdakfadshkjfhaskjfhaskjfhkajslfcnkj sadnchkjhknkacm <---tefadhil ku

The type of songs I listen to when I'm down are not those heavy rock, pop or RnB (maybe aku inda tau genre nya pulang) hahaha. I listen to good old disney songs. Ani top of my list. And if you say I have no music taste, you can lick my hairless armpits.

pastu mun keluar results exam and fail iatah rugi tu. inda menulung ni lagu ani. so ani ku dangar

HAHAHAHA rugi!

bah I'm done here. gotta get out of this empty house and get some veggies. source of Vitamin P (pass) and clear skin. iyea sitauganban kalah dermatologist.

Empty house

Salamooalayqewm.

I am now alone in my house. My sister abandoned me to travel Europe with my aunts. Auntie2 ku kemari pasal cuti, pencen banyak free time and most important of all banyak duit. LOL cyal staie. At the moment I am out of ideas on what to blog/ramble about. Not much happening (iyea buat proper post) except we have a football match later. Leavers vs Be-leavers. Aku Bie-leiber. heuehueh. *dies*

EH! Siuk yo movie si Never Say Never. Gay plg sikit. Sad ada jua. Kiut eh Bieber si Imi membari kan menampiling terajang. hahaha I'd give the movie 7.8/10 hahaha tinggi palui membar hawaaaaaaaa. Exams start this coming week. My first paper is this tuesday, 7th and syukur kepada Allah swt (.....) i have done quite a bit of revision for this paper but not enough. Sekarang aku betowokol kepada-Nya (hehe) dan hope for the best.

Cawie eh posts ku mixed with english, melayu Brunei. Tamil saja alum pasal inda pandai. Mun pandai begulung kali lidah kamu membaca post ku eh. And and my fren say mun baca post ku its like aku cakap sendiri? hahah u be the judge hahahah

Ayt I needz 2 rest before main bura. Gots to go now. Talk to y'allz later. aku teseliur nasi goren sardine if there is such a thang.

Theory ku

Title says it all.

Aku ada theory wah. It goes like this. Online social activity is directly proportional to studying/revising work. Well in my case it is. Si Faris aka Sniper of the West aka Dragon-Tamerz aka Pokemon Master Trainer aka Runescape Overlord pulang who came up with this theory originally. Therefore its called The Runescape Dragon's Law.

Aku ada bali game Nintendo DSi. Namanya Pokemon White. Siuk tapi I forgot how melaratz playing on Nintendo can be. Previous versions (Pearl and Ruby) aku main arah PC pakai emulator (yes i am cheap that way) and di sana dpt speed up 500% the game inda salah ku by holding down space bar. Iatah bisai, jim uleh ku dalam sehari dua. Atu tah membuatnya ku dpt 3C time A Level. iyea sial alasan.

Selama ani tidur ku inda menantu. Sudah pun bepenyakit mun inda cukup tidur, masih jua maksa diri. Bukan lagi belajar tu akhir tidur ah buduh2. Bukan plg nyumpah diri tapi thats the only way I can think of to describe it. Membuang masa wah. Iatah dijadikan alasan ni sudah exam kepayahan pastu keluar result menyasal. Nya urg tua2 nasi sudah jadi bubur. Mun urg indon nya bisdia indomee sudah karing. Mun malaysia, maggi sudah mengembang.

Time2 exam ani macam2 tah benda kan dibuat, pebaik boring janji inda belajar. Want to see procrastination at its best? Liat aku seminggu before exam. Atu tah masanya keluar bakat yang jarang bepakai. Main bula lah, jogging lah, menerikah baju seluar, merayau town seorang2 sambil minum kinder bueno white shake tapi the BEST way to procrastinate is to COOK. Banaaaaaa. aku memang plg handal memasak tapi sudah dakat periksa atu mikin handal. gourmet wah ku masak. membuat baga from scratch. menyalai kambing. hahaha sialan tapi banar. (baca previous post though not sure if ada any relevant connection)

Oh and the past month aku atu kan becali sama adiku (si Yumz). Plan kami atu kan spam/post arah each other's feyzbewq wall with words of wisdom (deep quotes). Mcm baie prasan Confusion....eh Confucius. palui tu ia atu, tau2 urg Illuminati.

So I end this post with one of my famous deep quotes:

"You beat meat to make it tender, so don't do it to your own."

AKU MAU JUA UPDATE EH!

Salamz all,

Apparently most of ma homeboiz have updated their blogs and I think its cool. Since its cool to update blogs, here I am updating my own.

Not much to talk about other than I have grown over the years that I didnt update my blog. I grew in more ways than one ie vertically and horizontally. HEUHEUEHUEHEUHUE cali2.

Also I saw Sim ucap aku on his blog saying I just hit puberty when in reality I have never hit puberty. All those zits were just make up for me to fit in to my little clique.

Ain't gonna talk about UK since you all don't really care HAHA. Check saja wikipedia.org about UK. Ahhh yes wikipedia....helped me alot liek seriously ALOT!! Uni stuff revolves around wiki. I never go to the library to borrow books for 'references'. Personally I think its bullshit yo. Mun ganya kan tau apa 1+1 ke library tah tu? For me library atu untuk chill with my buffbru mates and socialise. Coffee sana nyaman jua and its 50p.

Wait there is something I wanna say about UK. EX-fucking-PEN-fucking-SIVE! No shit man. Mun aku lagi kemahalan bah mahal tah tu ertinya. *ehemz ehemz me orang kayaz HAHAHA* but seriously mahal, so mahal mun aku sini isap batu atu kira fancy udah tu. Bali pen pun pakai cheque. Apatah lagi bali duvet-sized-boxers. fjkldsahfdasjlkfhdksahfdsakjh. Tapi makanan murah berabis *apakan contradicting*

HO SHIT AKU ALUM REVISE UNTUK EXAMS. HAHAHAH peace out playaz.

Day 7, Week 1

This will be the last tim I'll be doing a daily post about my weight-loss programme. Apparently, I shouldn't even be calling it a weight-loss programm since I didn't even lose any freaking weight.

YIH! THIS IS SO FRUSTRATING!!!

Sekiranya aku poklen wah, I'll be saying "m s0 frUz rYt n0w, m didn l0z Ne w8" To hell with poklens.

Tadi petang saya dan keluarga saya telah mengambil kesempitan untuk meluangkan masa untuk melakukan sukan riadah di Tasek Lama. Iodai, ado duo benu putih itu n, ido na AS wah. Mental od jaie na. Pecaya jimu ido na terajun dari waterfall. LOL buduh usulnya. Urang brunei apa lagi, AMAZED LAH! MESMERIZED! Perasan durang cool lah tu. Karang bemara inda me tau tu. Though I'm willing to bet yang all those Bruneians yg bejuritan meliat 2 om putih atu are waiting fo them to make a mistake so they can laugh at them and give a "I told you so" look.

d[^_^]b <---the i told you so look

Moving on to today's menu

Breakfast: Dimsum buffet at Orchid Garden Hotel. PUUIIEEKK! nada jua berapa, OVERRATED!

Lunch: nasi, mango fish, kambing antah eh, ayam, lasagna

Dinner: UMPH! NASI LAMAK MAMA ME! though yg hayam and sotong bukan ia buat. pffft~ia provide timun saja HAHAHA

Day 3, Week 1

Woke up bloody late.....me likey. My body aches all over because of yesterday. Fastforward to what I ate today.

Lunch (no breakfast): rice, udang, a piece of sushi, chicken soup
High tea: kuey tiaw dari pagi, a cup of milo
Dinner: soto aka su2 (sutu)

I was supposed to go to tasek again during the afternoon tapi unfortunately ada orang meninggal from my mom's side. I don't really know her though but semoga rohnya dicucuri rahmat. =') *sniff that was beautiful liq*

Its That Time Of The Year AGAIN!! -.-"

hyeXX people! hari ani me rasa kan be p0qLyNx chqet~ huhu bleh ka? xP

FirZt 0f oLL, thEZe R dA aNswErz t0 ma quiZie hhuhu~

1. pisang plastik (joke c wen yi ni anak cina ah so jgn marahi aku)
2. ambuk plastik (wen yi ah)
3. tikus ilang *picks nose*
4. kiss my ass *cuts wrist*
5. LOL!!! ani aku ngakun joke ku!!! i bet MILLIONS of people know this answer HAHAH labih

AHAX~ wawawa xD
naneng eyh jdey p0qLyNx ne....malash me lgi eh

Anyways dearie, a week ago someone celebrated his birthday. I bet kamu semua inda tau hehe. Siapa tau jawapannya angkat tangan and sila tampilkan diri ke hadapan, aku kan sipak bibirnya biar sumbing 5 so mcm bunga usulnya.

HAPPY BELATED BIRTHDAY UNCLE TAN!!

so yeah~ woddevah woddevah woddevah

Thursay hari atu nothing out of the ordinary. Kami ada CCA baru, namanya "Jalan-jalan cari makan and b*tch about people" woddevah woddevah

introducing murtabak indomee...nice? NO! sick? YES

the network

hehe candid shot of the ringleader.

time sir ngajar. hahaha staie banarnya time sir nada.

Eh ada ada cerita. I watched The Dark Knight on saturday night *rhyming?* . So what? AH UY!!

Capi-capi lah ceritanya, especially Joker a.k.a Muhd Abdul Heath Ledger. mcm aku kecalian...-.- and then and then and then aku kelawahan mekap nya which brings me to a lame joke

"manya-manya pinatang, pinatang apa itu melekit pata muka?"

answer: patak!! (BADAK hahaha psl aku chinese mode tadi)

and then c joker ah, ia jumpa this urang jahat namanya Batman...woddevah woddevah



Sunday kemarin-kemarin i.e. two days ago......

kami ke tutong, pastu aku bali sotong tutuk! (y) ini mcm wah!!! tpi iksyen ku psl padas....

HAHAHA sama ada funny names ku kejumpahan nyanta...

Ohhh~ so ada yang sajuk jua?

Tho tapai u lah yg paling manith anie? asteee jgn mmbual ani.

Mikin sehat eh kazen ku ani. Tapi inda sebrp kiut mcm aku, inda ja?

Aiisshhh si manith dpt duduk dah, bangga ku eh. *kambang idung*

The Happenings of Last Week

Chmeqohm dearly beloved readers! *jawab wa'q0m chalamz*

it's been a long time since I posted anything new. Siapa rindu aku angkat tangan, kaki dan segala-galanya lah! *angkats*

I don't feel like typing a lot of stuff. So aku summarise saja.

Tuesday. Nothing interesting happened in school. That night si Azka lanja Vayvee Vloo Eyez and me makan sushi arh Excapade, kamu inda so yahh.




Wednesday, 9th July. Si Ivan (Yong Ming) bawa kami mkn time free period. Maths nada extra. HAHAHA atu pindik, malas banar udah tu.

iyeaaaa driver baru. panas masih eh baru kluar dri oven. apakan

ni amah lari kami putik. nadawah. *takut*

Antoine~ HAHAHAH mihir.

LOL the superlatives ppr f*cked up.

Thursday, 10th July. CCA time. I think ani time durg scholars ada. Entah inda ku ingat. ANTAH INDA KU TAU LAGI! I had tuition with Shikalakalaxa bebe. Cali ah bini-bini dgn ku tuition. Mcm aku, cali jua tu!

Chiao Yin. Cani jadinya after 10 months in UK.

Cina? Alaaa bukan.

The WO PEI HUA REN gang. (h5)

Friday 11th July. Entah boring. Sembahyang Jumat. Tuition with Shika lagi -.-.

Capi-capi Imam ani.

Saturday 12th July. Forgot. just see the pictures lah. Eh au kami jalan ke G-Town.

Enough said.

Sunday, 13th July. Nothing cool happened. Siuk plg, filled with action, and a civil war.

That's it for this post. Try not to miss me too much aite? It's not healthy to miss someone.


PS: I think Mr Rav**f suka aku.

PPS: HAHAH apakan random.

Banyak-banyak ubi, ubi apa yang ubi?

UBI HAHAHAHAH!! *iski*

You have to think outside to think outside the box or inside whichever suits you people. Though I'd recommend protective headgear. *double iski*

It's been a few years since I posted anything new in this lovely, colourful, funny, amazing and cool blog of mine. So now let me storykan y'all about the things I did over the years.


Wednesday 2nd July

- had free period
- makan nasi lemak mama, eh salah nasi lemak nenek.
- did a short practical on radioactive decay (tapi pakai blocks of wood)
- had lunch at La Mee with Jeng and Baby Blue Eyes
- overate, iatah inda concentrate time mechanics

Ly8 nE gmVr kULexSheN qU

Dasuki menjual kembayau yg presh2. (joke ku ni, bukan c bury)

Adeq milih kembayau yg lamak2

Bury..... *speechless*

sadap usul makanan atu Jeng

Thursday 3rd July

- nothing fun happened, except nothing.
- the scholarshippies ada balik.
- had lunch at a curry house in Lambak.
- had roti bom at the curry house. Itu roti bom ah, mcm itu roti kosong tapi manith.
- had to complete the superlatives form.
- kekanyangan makan murtabak
- tuition with Shikalakalaka Boom Boom
- so yeah

Chex ()ut ma New PiXz

Huaren Aiwenz11, skEith and apple-bottom JingLing.

L-R: Ketua Kampong, Pee-G, and Zai Horsefeathers.

vy, wy, adib

ROFL!

Friday 4th July

- celebrated our Independence Day (stayiii)
- Baby Vloo Eyez came early arnd 9+ cause he didn't want to go home after sending his siblings for tuition
- played DotA, I mean CS, with Das
- sembahyang Jumat di masjid
- dinner at Airport Restaurant to celebrate my meh's birthday.....AGAIN wheeeeeee!
- overate again, ada video ku muntah, nantilah ku masukkan.
- so yeah

Have a li'l look-see

Meet the family. Khnchnx buii? The Don pakai songkok.

HyeXX

Fats, fats, fats, fats, lard, lard and butter.

HAHAHHAAH f0zt qu x ne hnch0r fsl vleq2 2kar karer eatah tue, so beartea saja.