Day 7, Week 1

This will be the last tim I'll be doing a daily post about my weight-loss programme. Apparently, I shouldn't even be calling it a weight-loss programm since I didn't even lose any freaking weight.

YIH! THIS IS SO FRUSTRATING!!!

Sekiranya aku poklen wah, I'll be saying "m s0 frUz rYt n0w, m didn l0z Ne w8" To hell with poklens.

Tadi petang saya dan keluarga saya telah mengambil kesempitan untuk meluangkan masa untuk melakukan sukan riadah di Tasek Lama. Iodai, ado duo benu putih itu n, ido na AS wah. Mental od jaie na. Pecaya jimu ido na terajun dari waterfall. LOL buduh usulnya. Urang brunei apa lagi, AMAZED LAH! MESMERIZED! Perasan durang cool lah tu. Karang bemara inda me tau tu. Though I'm willing to bet yang all those Bruneians yg bejuritan meliat 2 om putih atu are waiting fo them to make a mistake so they can laugh at them and give a "I told you so" look.

d[^_^]b <---the i told you so look

Moving on to today's menu

Breakfast: Dimsum buffet at Orchid Garden Hotel. PUUIIEEKK! nada jua berapa, OVERRATED!

Lunch: nasi, mango fish, kambing antah eh, ayam, lasagna

Dinner: UMPH! NASI LAMAK MAMA ME! though yg hayam and sotong bukan ia buat. pffft~ia provide timun saja HAHAHA

Day 3, Week 1

Woke up bloody late.....me likey. My body aches all over because of yesterday. Fastforward to what I ate today.

Lunch (no breakfast): rice, udang, a piece of sushi, chicken soup
High tea: kuey tiaw dari pagi, a cup of milo
Dinner: soto aka su2 (sutu)

I was supposed to go to tasek again during the afternoon tapi unfortunately ada orang meninggal from my mom's side. I don't really know her though but semoga rohnya dicucuri rahmat. =') *sniff that was beautiful liq*

Mothers' Day? 10th May? HAHAHA mtki

YIIIIHHHH!!!!!

Semua jua eh orang (well mostly) kan be-Mother's Day-Mother's Day. So THATS MEAN you people only appreciate your mother because its an event? Kira macam kena pajal lah bisdia ani? AH? UY? Bekurapak jua ku ni!

Anyways, emotions set aside. Saya ingin mengambil kesempatan ini untuk mengucapkan Selamat Hari Ibu (LOLIES sama juanya) untuk ibu yang saya sayangi dengan berabis sampai kesayangan saya itu tak terhingga. Lagipunkan ibu, bagi adik setiap hari adalah hari ibu kecuali hari jadi saya. Disini saya ada tulis sebuah pantun tentang ibu dalam bahasa orang putih.

M is for my mother
O is for the octaves when she shouts
T is for the things she gave me, sometimes unwillingly
H is for having you as my mother and loving every minute of it
E is for eating the food you feed me and savouring the taste of the menu
R is for ranting all-day nonstop 24/7 it gives me a splitting headache and boy does it hurt

See, that's why everyday is a mother's day. Atu baru ia sweet banar aku atu. Saturday jadi ma?

How about father's day? Hmmmmmm, once a year saja eh.


*searches for a picture of my mom*

OI MA NADA AH! cana ni? jgn tah eh, krg kenal tia durg kan mama. =D and fyi, this ain't belated. so jgn ngambang ma. btw hj KIV kirim salam. OVER AND OUT.

Its That Time Of The Year AGAIN!! -.-"

hyeXX people! hari ani me rasa kan be p0qLyNx chqet~ huhu bleh ka? xP

FirZt 0f oLL, thEZe R dA aNswErz t0 ma quiZie hhuhu~

1. pisang plastik (joke c wen yi ni anak cina ah so jgn marahi aku)
2. ambuk plastik (wen yi ah)
3. tikus ilang *picks nose*
4. kiss my ass *cuts wrist*
5. LOL!!! ani aku ngakun joke ku!!! i bet MILLIONS of people know this answer HAHAH labih

AHAX~ wawawa xD
naneng eyh jdey p0qLyNx ne....malash me lgi eh

Anyways dearie, a week ago someone celebrated his birthday. I bet kamu semua inda tau hehe. Siapa tau jawapannya angkat tangan and sila tampilkan diri ke hadapan, aku kan sipak bibirnya biar sumbing 5 so mcm bunga usulnya.

HAPPY BELATED BIRTHDAY UNCLE TAN!!

so yeah~ woddevah woddevah woddevah

Thursay hari atu nothing out of the ordinary. Kami ada CCA baru, namanya "Jalan-jalan cari makan and b*tch about people" woddevah woddevah

introducing murtabak indomee...nice? NO! sick? YES

the network

hehe candid shot of the ringleader.

time sir ngajar. hahaha staie banarnya time sir nada.

Eh ada ada cerita. I watched The Dark Knight on saturday night *rhyming?* . So what? AH UY!!

Capi-capi lah ceritanya, especially Joker a.k.a Muhd Abdul Heath Ledger. mcm aku kecalian...-.- and then and then and then aku kelawahan mekap nya which brings me to a lame joke

"manya-manya pinatang, pinatang apa itu melekit pata muka?"

answer: patak!! (BADAK hahaha psl aku chinese mode tadi)

and then c joker ah, ia jumpa this urang jahat namanya Batman...woddevah woddevah



Sunday kemarin-kemarin i.e. two days ago......

kami ke tutong, pastu aku bali sotong tutuk! (y) ini mcm wah!!! tpi iksyen ku psl padas....

HAHAHA sama ada funny names ku kejumpahan nyanta...

Ohhh~ so ada yang sajuk jua?

Tho tapai u lah yg paling manith anie? asteee jgn mmbual ani.

Mikin sehat eh kazen ku ani. Tapi inda sebrp kiut mcm aku, inda ja?

Aiisshhh si manith dpt duduk dah, bangga ku eh. *kambang idung*

Banyak-banyak ubi, ubi apa yang ubi?

UBI HAHAHAHAH!! *iski*

You have to think outside to think outside the box or inside whichever suits you people. Though I'd recommend protective headgear. *double iski*

It's been a few years since I posted anything new in this lovely, colourful, funny, amazing and cool blog of mine. So now let me storykan y'all about the things I did over the years.


Wednesday 2nd July

- had free period
- makan nasi lemak mama, eh salah nasi lemak nenek.
- did a short practical on radioactive decay (tapi pakai blocks of wood)
- had lunch at La Mee with Jeng and Baby Blue Eyes
- overate, iatah inda concentrate time mechanics

Ly8 nE gmVr kULexSheN qU

Dasuki menjual kembayau yg presh2. (joke ku ni, bukan c bury)

Adeq milih kembayau yg lamak2

Bury..... *speechless*

sadap usul makanan atu Jeng

Thursday 3rd July

- nothing fun happened, except nothing.
- the scholarshippies ada balik.
- had lunch at a curry house in Lambak.
- had roti bom at the curry house. Itu roti bom ah, mcm itu roti kosong tapi manith.
- had to complete the superlatives form.
- kekanyangan makan murtabak
- tuition with Shikalakalaka Boom Boom
- so yeah

Chex ()ut ma New PiXz

Huaren Aiwenz11, skEith and apple-bottom JingLing.

L-R: Ketua Kampong, Pee-G, and Zai Horsefeathers.

vy, wy, adib

ROFL!

Friday 4th July

- celebrated our Independence Day (stayiii)
- Baby Vloo Eyez came early arnd 9+ cause he didn't want to go home after sending his siblings for tuition
- played DotA, I mean CS, with Das
- sembahyang Jumat di masjid
- dinner at Airport Restaurant to celebrate my meh's birthday.....AGAIN wheeeeeee!
- overate again, ada video ku muntah, nantilah ku masukkan.
- so yeah

Have a li'l look-see

Meet the family. Khnchnx buii? The Don pakai songkok.

HyeXX

Fats, fats, fats, fats, lard, lard and butter.

HAHAHHAAH f0zt qu x ne hnch0r fsl vleq2 2kar karer eatah tue, so beartea saja.

Another Day, Another Birthday

Dear diary,

Today is my cousin's birthday. She's so fat. She's a girl. Badan mcm sapi from faraway, but looks like Minnie mouse closeup. Jadinya ia ani tikus lampuh. (no offense dil, i hope ko kecalian). She told me to make a post cause it's her day today. Iatah ni nyanta, kan manyanangkan bah ati bisdia atu spaya inda galat rasanya. Also, congratulations, tahniah dari ujung kelingking kaki ke ujung rambut yang bewax sabab nya kedidia dapat apa tu, scholarship nya urg putih, iatah hepi tah ni ia. You go girl!!! ekzdeey

So anyways dearly beloved readers, what's up? Nanya~ AH UY!!

The last part atu cs terms. Now I've started playing DotA and can't get enough of it. Sucks everytime a chinese gets something right or Sim or Das. _|_

Some DotA terms:
- hua ren cb maaa
- malai ren so lao yaa
- wah got gold!!

That's all for today. Enjoy the pictures from last night, ones that I didn't post.

Cousin Si Qayyum ni. Ada usul sapi + tikuz?

Ada usul mua kaghas? Or mua urg jual terikah?

Awww!! BFFs!!

Manithh buiii.

Lapar mua atu, psl nya aku balum makan. Duhh~