Analysis of Organic Compounds

or something like that. mcm inda mau masuk pelajaran ah. masuk atu masuk tpi inda melakat. dunno why. inda baca2 kali before start. or i simply don't understand this chems3 thing. so yeah. what to talk about?

lately due to late night revision sampai pagi my sleeping pattern has worsened. dulu teruk sudah now jadi truck (get it?). I try to sleep after subuh (yes i pray) but end up dozing off at around 7-8am. iatah mun belajar masa atu bisai pasal inda salah ku ada somewhere in Islam or medical reference which states that mun belajar after subuh bagus berabis. tapi i can't study that time. dipajal sudah tapi inda dapat. so i usually layan with a movie. just yesterday i watched disney's hercules. gila buff ah ia tpi suaranya cawir. but i wouldnt want to mess with him if he was a real being.

so yeah aku sini buat review psl movie lah bisai. I give it a 7.5/10 simply because its animated and inda involve urang banar other than voice actors.

*boring jua post mu kali ani liq*

au banar boring psl masa ani mid-exam period and soon enough exams will end so i will no longer have any reason to live. i mean to blog about. summer is coming so i'll be busy doing the same old things. nothing. buang masa. tidur. mengasuh parut. and most important of all inda exercise unless futsal because after everysession gerenti makan. KFC mun di harun's and TK if main somewhere else.

speaking of mengasuh parut, i miss ambuyat goreng. yes there is such a thing arah this cafe di tengkubruneimentirimenglaitmanggis (not sure) tpi dakat ms jalan muara. its NOMZ! ambuyat goreng is like the love child of kwaytiaw(or any type of noodle) goreng and ambuyat. 2 of my most favourite foods after indomee indomee indomee.

Therefore according to Khaliq's 762nd Law of Thermodynamics and Heat Transfer

AMBUYAT (A) + MEE GORENG APA SAJA = <3 (units: NOMZ, nmz)

some of you maybe skeptical about this law but its real just like the air you breath(breathe? briz?) in. yo know, mcm you can't see but its there. u just have to believe blindly.

Bah atu tah saja. Subuh sudah. Kan azan ku ni.

Zodiac Horror-scopes

How confident are you in your daily horoscope predictions?

Not entirely sure though. All I know I am hot, dry, aggresive and associated with the sun, fire and sky. Therefore I am a fiery-horse composed of metal that can fly, hence I am the redhotpegasus. And that is according to the chinese zodiac jadinya those born between 27th january 1990 to 14th february 1991. Mun horoscopes mcm libra aquarius atu inda ku pecaya tu, sihir tu.

For further information regarding a rehotpegasus like me, please visit http://www.chinesezodiac.com/horse.php

Its fucking eerie I tell you when you read the daily horoscopes and they hit a homerun. Mcm gila wah mun ngam prediction durang. Membari watir. Iatah nyangku sihir tu. Jgn dipecayai tu.

Enough about horoscopes, zodiac signs and whatnot. I wanna talk about mypast 2 papers. The first one aku confident pass. The 2nd one aku inda confident pass or fail. Cana tu? I dunno, didnt study for this. HAHA saklichavdisharpleyroadeh!!!

The first paper was alright. I could answer all the questions needed to be answered. Pasal out of 4 questions you have to answer three and aku andang target 3 topics. The last topic atu aku inda pernah masuk all the lectures and inda pernah memigang notes nya, let alone have it. So I had more time to concentrate and banar2kan the 3 questions. Gila eh I did the 3 past years (07-09) balik2 sampai hafal wah di mana typo ah. buduh. mun kena tnya dimana typo wah arah exam paper ah gerenti 1st class ni. jgn inda galat lecturer ah.

Onto the second paper, hard as shit. Dried shit, not the diarrhoea kind yang watery and runny. *ewww mihir kau ani liq* I DONT CARE. PAYAH WAH PAYAH!! cuba tah menjawap question about how to bring evidence from a crime scene to a laboratory for examination and from there bring it to court. bepaluh jua kali eh ketiak menulis. lecturer lagi inda minta bullet point because it "lacks context and coherence"....WHO THE HELL CARES! last2 jadi cigu nursery inda jua pedah 3tahun belajar, baik keraja di Ayamku seminggu. tantu. *no offense...or yes offense* apakan.

So yeah now I'm the library with a fellow redhotpegasus, using my precious revision time to update my good-for-nothing blog that all of you somehow like to read. haters are welcome ;)
Last2 nyasal ni, its always like that. Sudah turnover the exam paper mati akal. Marak mata balik2 baca soalan staie kan fahamkan. Sayang saja aying liur ah karing inda pedah2, baik di talan.

My next 2 papers are on analytical chemistry which is a piece of cake yang bangas. The second one is a double module paper on organic compounds that no one seems to get. Even Einstenberg gave up on chem and decided to discover energy using 3= /\/\c2 (read it and weep). Banar why study about compounds when it is what it is and you cant change it. Semuanya tertulis sudah tu. Mun alcohol jadi ester apa atu pun sudah ditakdirkan. Jgn tah staie kan membuat macam2. Nada tu. Nya kawanku tertulis atas batu. Batu belakang rumah ku yang kalau dipusing ada udang sebaliknya.

Thats it for now. Gonna try studying. Please read my blog. Your loyalty is what keeps me alive. You are the oxygen to my blog. You are the sky that completes my earthly blog. You are the sucker that is wasting your time on this blog. Buut I HEARTZ U nonetheless. <3

here iz a song to comfort u

Reports Due. Champions League Final.

here I am in the computer lab trying to start my report which is due tomorrow 1pm. Correction, REPORTS. bagus kompom 1st class ni cani ani, jgn inda galat mun aku masuk newspaper kena tulis top student in the whole of UK for doing chemistry. ahh yess i do chemistry. napaan, cawie kah? geeky kah? duli ku bukan kamu membayarkan course ku ani.


But walaupun kena bayarkan mesti jua banar2 belajar ani. Bukannya sekadar kan pass2 dpt degree, mun buleh aim for first class nya urang putih sini ani. Urang putih nya staie kan bagi kata2 motivasi, diri sama jua 2x5 malas nya. sialan hahaha.


So reportS ku ani ada dua. satu pasal physical chemistry sebuting analytical. Physical atu psl topic on thermodynamics of cells. Analytical kami buat report based on the results of our analysis of gunshot powder residue left on a body when firing a gun. Boaie I didnt get to shoot the gun, my partner did but sabar saja, sesungguhnya sabar atu half of iman.

Reports ku yg dulu2 average lah saja markah nya, so yeah first class is within my grasp. By average i mean 12-14/25 hohoho saklikoeh. But thats what you get doing your report the night before it is due. iyea speaking.

Tapi ada jua hikmatnya membuat report last minute arah computer lab ani nyamu, belajar tarus (ferreals inda ku membual) psl tepaksa belakun wah mun duduk sebalah urg putih hitam apa yg belajar tapi diri youtube tah plg. Last2 belajar banar2 plg jadinya so Alhamdulillah. Yg siuknya lagi mun ngam2 ada seniors ku, dpt dibawa becali. bisdia atu lagi melayan iatah ku suka. Though perasan ku aku ganya yg becali, durg tukang ketawa saja atupun inda sure genuine laugh kah inda, tau2 sedakah saja.

Kalau ada dgn belajar/buat report, follow up nya order makanan tu. Highlight of the night bah tu. aku order the usual (staie baru jua 2-3 kali ku pernah order) VALUE BOX. isinya ayam basar 2 putung, 3 pieces spicy wings (usually nasib baik 4 buting), fuckloads of chips and minuman tin...all for £3.29. fuckin worth it. mun di London bah. £3 atu wah membali susu manis pun inda cukup.

This weekend Champions League final . Kami di Loughborough ani debating kan liat arah rumah siapa. Planning kan ali2 rumah depending on which team disupport. Yg mahalnya seorang saja support Barca. HAHA. eleksha kami 26 urg yg lain menyampit rh rumah senior ku.

Aku notice somehow posts ku semua nada flow. Tarus saja tukar2 topic dalam satu post atu. Mun dlm muvee kana ucap no character build up, no plot no storyline blablablablaballa pokoknya booshiet lah. But i dont care, kamu masih jua membaca. So what does that make you? hahah cari pasal.

Bah my next post will be about materialistic people. Bukan plg targeting anyone, in general lah. Aku inda mau sabut nama tapi aku bagi clue sapa. Related to me by blood. Bukan sibling. HAHAHA sial family sudah masih jua kan diucap.

Movie inside a movie

mindfuck! period. wonder what happened to Kate. guess she only got fatter.

Sowaneul Maraebwa!

so dear readers. i dont feel like confessing today. just to make it up to you coz i know ur sad and wuz looking forward to it i'll tell u something else instead.

COZ ITS OFFICIAL!! (wat nigga wat) *iyea apakan* anyways, i joined fitness zone today in hopes of evolving further. from a fatlet to soething even better. can u guess what? lololol mcm banar becerita ah.

bah itu jer for now. and damn exercising makes me even hungrierer (sp?) heeee xD lampuh usulnya si lampuh ah. and just so i won't lose ur interest for my blog i'll confess in the next post. So stay tuned for the SHOCKING confession. LOL majal tu geng.

(ohhh and yes i noticed that blog ku mcm dull compred to jeng's, bury's, dil's, dao's *hee i made a funny just now* and just about everyone else's in this world. but kamu masih jua mau bca, thanks a lotzzzz)

OMG! i am so boreedddddddddddd!!!

ZZZZ. Deja Vu ah the title. mcm sudah bored baru tah kan blog. mudahan tah ku selamat mun cani gayanya wah. edededeh baik kamu aminkan hehehe.

anyways. over the past few days that i didn't blog *pffft more like eons* i have gone through a series of events. unfortunate, fortunate, epic and anti-climatic. and through that i have evolved into a whole new being. from Fatling to a Fatlet. heee xD cali ku atu eh.

being a fatlet has changed my life. every bit of my pathetic boring awesome fantastic spectacular life. in conjunction to my evolution i have a SHOCKING confession to make, but no in this post. a later one. maybe after i die of starvation.

So stay tuned for my SHOCKING confession. Over and out

Mothers' Day? 10th May? HAHAHA mtki

YIIIIHHHH!!!!!

Semua jua eh orang (well mostly) kan be-Mother's Day-Mother's Day. So THATS MEAN you people only appreciate your mother because its an event? Kira macam kena pajal lah bisdia ani? AH? UY? Bekurapak jua ku ni!

Anyways, emotions set aside. Saya ingin mengambil kesempatan ini untuk mengucapkan Selamat Hari Ibu (LOLIES sama juanya) untuk ibu yang saya sayangi dengan berabis sampai kesayangan saya itu tak terhingga. Lagipunkan ibu, bagi adik setiap hari adalah hari ibu kecuali hari jadi saya. Disini saya ada tulis sebuah pantun tentang ibu dalam bahasa orang putih.

M is for my mother
O is for the octaves when she shouts
T is for the things she gave me, sometimes unwillingly
H is for having you as my mother and loving every minute of it
E is for eating the food you feed me and savouring the taste of the menu
R is for ranting all-day nonstop 24/7 it gives me a splitting headache and boy does it hurt

See, that's why everyday is a mother's day. Atu baru ia sweet banar aku atu. Saturday jadi ma?

How about father's day? Hmmmmmm, once a year saja eh.


*searches for a picture of my mom*

OI MA NADA AH! cana ni? jgn tah eh, krg kenal tia durg kan mama. =D and fyi, this ain't belated. so jgn ngambang ma. btw hj KIV kirim salam. OVER AND OUT.

Autism, Siberia and Stuffz...

hey guys, hows all ya funkeh peepow doin' out there? i'm fine nanya~

anyways, ku baca arah blog CJengz and I saw ia ada buat joke, what an echopraxiac.

Echopraxia is the involuntary repetition or imitation of the observed movements of another. BUt in Jeng's case it was voluntary. haha apakan.

Hari atu Zati Bananananananannanaana birthday ia celebrate di Holiday Lodge di Jerudong. Tapi me malas uplot picsnya cz DUHH!! vetemv0n ah durg2 lain uplot rh pesbuk. Liat sana sja. Cari link sendiri.

Earlier this week I received an order from Steelseries. I ordered a new pair of headset which comes with a microphone *flaunting LOL*. Steelseries is a company that produces professional gaming gear tpi malang nya orang yg order ani orang yang caweeeer HAHAHA.

Tadi petang, tibalah seorang serjana tua yang bermisi untuk memberi ucapan sedikit sebanyak dan juga sesadang tentang autism. And man was he funny, (y) ini mcm buiii. haha

The person's name was Malai something, sorry I couldn't remember, yang penting nya ia cali. The main idea about autism is that its not a disease or a disability, its a specialty or so he says. People with autism tend to think literally, so I'm not saying that lame people *coughADEQcough* is autistic, atu ia lame saja. He said jgn panggil people with autism "autistic people" instead we should call them "individual with autism" there it implements a positivity towards them and NOT negativity. But those weren't his funny phrases/quotes.

Macam for example macam like errr you know~

"Pencuri tu ia atu." <----negativity why not say "urang atu mencuri tu" <----a bit more positive

Eh pastu ada yang cali psl mun people wanna do something durg berniat as in mean to do it. They word here is "nawaitu" hahaha cracks me up everytime I hear some one says that. I forget how we arrived at that topic but funniesh vravesh.

Some of his quotes

"Sahaja me ke Mall untuk mencari isteri yang solihin." HAHAHAHHA cali.

"Mostly I'm not sure whether anak kah or parents yg autistic ani." OHHH man n1!

"Sahaja aku kahwin kerana ingin mengeluarkan zuriat-zuriat......." HAHAHA facahz.

"Orang yg membaca yasin di kubur bedusa. Why?" Psl entah aku lupa. Bah atu saja. Ani post ani sekadar kan update.

Nah a few pictures I've been wanting to upload, jgn tah becaption this time.

Won't be posting for a while pasal qualifying kan sampai ke sekolah kami ah. Iatah bersiap sedia ni aku ani. HAHAH stayii. Mcm inda cali post ku ani. Also if you're interested in autism and want to know more aga arah Wiki, jgn tah aku lagi membagi link. Tapi ani the only thing I know about SMARTER.

Its That Time Of The Year AGAIN!! -.-"

hyeXX people! hari ani me rasa kan be p0qLyNx chqet~ huhu bleh ka? xP

FirZt 0f oLL, thEZe R dA aNswErz t0 ma quiZie hhuhu~

1. pisang plastik (joke c wen yi ni anak cina ah so jgn marahi aku)
2. ambuk plastik (wen yi ah)
3. tikus ilang *picks nose*
4. kiss my ass *cuts wrist*
5. LOL!!! ani aku ngakun joke ku!!! i bet MILLIONS of people know this answer HAHAH labih

AHAX~ wawawa xD
naneng eyh jdey p0qLyNx ne....malash me lgi eh

Anyways dearie, a week ago someone celebrated his birthday. I bet kamu semua inda tau hehe. Siapa tau jawapannya angkat tangan and sila tampilkan diri ke hadapan, aku kan sipak bibirnya biar sumbing 5 so mcm bunga usulnya.

HAPPY BELATED BIRTHDAY UNCLE TAN!!

so yeah~ woddevah woddevah woddevah

Thursay hari atu nothing out of the ordinary. Kami ada CCA baru, namanya "Jalan-jalan cari makan and b*tch about people" woddevah woddevah

introducing murtabak indomee...nice? NO! sick? YES

the network

hehe candid shot of the ringleader.

time sir ngajar. hahaha staie banarnya time sir nada.

Eh ada ada cerita. I watched The Dark Knight on saturday night *rhyming?* . So what? AH UY!!

Capi-capi lah ceritanya, especially Joker a.k.a Muhd Abdul Heath Ledger. mcm aku kecalian...-.- and then and then and then aku kelawahan mekap nya which brings me to a lame joke

"manya-manya pinatang, pinatang apa itu melekit pata muka?"

answer: patak!! (BADAK hahaha psl aku chinese mode tadi)

and then c joker ah, ia jumpa this urang jahat namanya Batman...woddevah woddevah



Sunday kemarin-kemarin i.e. two days ago......

kami ke tutong, pastu aku bali sotong tutuk! (y) ini mcm wah!!! tpi iksyen ku psl padas....

HAHAHA sama ada funny names ku kejumpahan nyanta...

Ohhh~ so ada yang sajuk jua?

Tho tapai u lah yg paling manith anie? asteee jgn mmbual ani.

Mikin sehat eh kazen ku ani. Tapi inda sebrp kiut mcm aku, inda ja?

Aiisshhh si manith dpt duduk dah, bangga ku eh. *kambang idung*

Collection of Lame Jokes #2

A new set of lame jokes.....

1. Banyak-banyak pisang, pisang apa yang ambuk inda pandai makan?
2. Banyak-banyak ambuk, ambuk apa yang inda pandai makan pisang?
3. Banyak-banyak tikus, tikus apa yang di cari?
4. Banyak-banyak kismis, kismis apa yang paliiiiing nyaman?
5. Banyak-banyak ikan, ikan apa yang jadi goalkeeper Laksamana?

Answers to the lame jokes before:

1. UBI *iski lagi*
2. belubang (geddit?)
3. don't touch me (as in daun touch me) *SPAMROFLSSPTSPAM!!*
4. five (tapi sabut mcm pipe, baru cali) *shoots self*
5. batang kayu (berthank you) *faints*
6. bekurik jubui *zzzz*
7. begaru *wot ze effing heww*
8. bajubah..........*speechless*

Bah atu saja....

PS: Banyak-banyak pelawak, pelawak mana yang paling lucu?

PPS: Answernya---> Op kors bukan kurapak, obviously aku! HAHAHAHA stayiiii

Random Post #1

I think there's something wrong with Jeng's brain. Or he's a plain fag.

zmn ` let's link together the little happinesses says:
aku pun
zmn ` let's link together the little happinesses says:
*ckp dan*
a pebbel in the water makes a ripple effect. says:
DAN!!!!!!!
zmn ` let's link together the little happinesses says:
entah aku pun nda tau, aku balik kali saja dulu
zmn ` let's link together the little happinesses says:
HAHA _|_ NDA KU SADAR
a pebbel in the water makes a ripple effect. says:
oh man burnnnn


Anyways, I wanna own a PS3, bahapa ku bali PSP inda pedah2 jadi monster hunter.

lame, lame, lame & LAME!!!

Today we had a briefing about tomorrow and the day after where we have this internal assessment. Boring. Cali lah "Mama" atu di ucapnya aku escape dan lepak dekat Asrama Putera di mana situ ada banyak jin beranak pinak.

Anyways, after the briefing we all went to the cafeteria and goofed the time away. Hadi 'Antoine' was being all faggy-waggy with me, Jimmy freaked out while at the same time was entertained and the rest were laughing. Pastu datang Hazwan ia duduk sama Dewi trying to pick up all her lame jokes. Not really lame though (iyeaaa), lame plg......BRABIS!!
*VERAVISHLY


Here are some of the lame jokes and not-so-lame jokes we all shared.

Banyak-banyak ubi, ubi yang paling ubi? *majal*
Banyak-banyak bulu, bulu apa yang tambus?
Banyak-banyak daun, dau apa yang inda buleh di pegang?
Banyak-banyak numbur, numbur apa yang keluar air?
Banyak-banyak kayu, kayu apa yang beterima kasih?
Banyak-banyak buku, buku apa yang paling mihir?
Banyak-banyak burger, burger apa yang nyaman?
Banyak-banyak baju, baju apa yang alim?


Answers will be posted in the next post, if aku ingat.