Analysis of Organic Compounds

or something like that. mcm inda mau masuk pelajaran ah. masuk atu masuk tpi inda melakat. dunno why. inda baca2 kali before start. or i simply don't understand this chems3 thing. so yeah. what to talk about?

lately due to late night revision sampai pagi my sleeping pattern has worsened. dulu teruk sudah now jadi truck (get it?). I try to sleep after subuh (yes i pray) but end up dozing off at around 7-8am. iatah mun belajar masa atu bisai pasal inda salah ku ada somewhere in Islam or medical reference which states that mun belajar after subuh bagus berabis. tapi i can't study that time. dipajal sudah tapi inda dapat. so i usually layan with a movie. just yesterday i watched disney's hercules. gila buff ah ia tpi suaranya cawir. but i wouldnt want to mess with him if he was a real being.

so yeah aku sini buat review psl movie lah bisai. I give it a 7.5/10 simply because its animated and inda involve urang banar other than voice actors.

*boring jua post mu kali ani liq*

au banar boring psl masa ani mid-exam period and soon enough exams will end so i will no longer have any reason to live. i mean to blog about. summer is coming so i'll be busy doing the same old things. nothing. buang masa. tidur. mengasuh parut. and most important of all inda exercise unless futsal because after everysession gerenti makan. KFC mun di harun's and TK if main somewhere else.

speaking of mengasuh parut, i miss ambuyat goreng. yes there is such a thing arah this cafe di tengkubruneimentirimenglaitmanggis (not sure) tpi dakat ms jalan muara. its NOMZ! ambuyat goreng is like the love child of kwaytiaw(or any type of noodle) goreng and ambuyat. 2 of my most favourite foods after indomee indomee indomee.

Therefore according to Khaliq's 762nd Law of Thermodynamics and Heat Transfer

AMBUYAT (A) + MEE GORENG APA SAJA = <3 (units: NOMZ, nmz)

some of you maybe skeptical about this law but its real just like the air you breath(breathe? briz?) in. yo know, mcm you can't see but its there. u just have to believe blindly.

Bah atu tah saja. Subuh sudah. Kan azan ku ni.

Zodiac Horror-scopes

How confident are you in your daily horoscope predictions?

Not entirely sure though. All I know I am hot, dry, aggresive and associated with the sun, fire and sky. Therefore I am a fiery-horse composed of metal that can fly, hence I am the redhotpegasus. And that is according to the chinese zodiac jadinya those born between 27th january 1990 to 14th february 1991. Mun horoscopes mcm libra aquarius atu inda ku pecaya tu, sihir tu.

For further information regarding a rehotpegasus like me, please visit http://www.chinesezodiac.com/horse.php

Its fucking eerie I tell you when you read the daily horoscopes and they hit a homerun. Mcm gila wah mun ngam prediction durang. Membari watir. Iatah nyangku sihir tu. Jgn dipecayai tu.

Enough about horoscopes, zodiac signs and whatnot. I wanna talk about mypast 2 papers. The first one aku confident pass. The 2nd one aku inda confident pass or fail. Cana tu? I dunno, didnt study for this. HAHA saklichavdisharpleyroadeh!!!

The first paper was alright. I could answer all the questions needed to be answered. Pasal out of 4 questions you have to answer three and aku andang target 3 topics. The last topic atu aku inda pernah masuk all the lectures and inda pernah memigang notes nya, let alone have it. So I had more time to concentrate and banar2kan the 3 questions. Gila eh I did the 3 past years (07-09) balik2 sampai hafal wah di mana typo ah. buduh. mun kena tnya dimana typo wah arah exam paper ah gerenti 1st class ni. jgn inda galat lecturer ah.

Onto the second paper, hard as shit. Dried shit, not the diarrhoea kind yang watery and runny. *ewww mihir kau ani liq* I DONT CARE. PAYAH WAH PAYAH!! cuba tah menjawap question about how to bring evidence from a crime scene to a laboratory for examination and from there bring it to court. bepaluh jua kali eh ketiak menulis. lecturer lagi inda minta bullet point because it "lacks context and coherence"....WHO THE HELL CARES! last2 jadi cigu nursery inda jua pedah 3tahun belajar, baik keraja di Ayamku seminggu. tantu. *no offense...or yes offense* apakan.

So yeah now I'm the library with a fellow redhotpegasus, using my precious revision time to update my good-for-nothing blog that all of you somehow like to read. haters are welcome ;)
Last2 nyasal ni, its always like that. Sudah turnover the exam paper mati akal. Marak mata balik2 baca soalan staie kan fahamkan. Sayang saja aying liur ah karing inda pedah2, baik di talan.

My next 2 papers are on analytical chemistry which is a piece of cake yang bangas. The second one is a double module paper on organic compounds that no one seems to get. Even Einstenberg gave up on chem and decided to discover energy using 3= /\/\c2 (read it and weep). Banar why study about compounds when it is what it is and you cant change it. Semuanya tertulis sudah tu. Mun alcohol jadi ester apa atu pun sudah ditakdirkan. Jgn tah staie kan membuat macam2. Nada tu. Nya kawanku tertulis atas batu. Batu belakang rumah ku yang kalau dipusing ada udang sebaliknya.

Thats it for now. Gonna try studying. Please read my blog. Your loyalty is what keeps me alive. You are the oxygen to my blog. You are the sky that completes my earthly blog. You are the sucker that is wasting your time on this blog. Buut I HEARTZ U nonetheless. <3

here iz a song to comfort u

Theory ku

Title says it all.

Aku ada theory wah. It goes like this. Online social activity is directly proportional to studying/revising work. Well in my case it is. Si Faris aka Sniper of the West aka Dragon-Tamerz aka Pokemon Master Trainer aka Runescape Overlord pulang who came up with this theory originally. Therefore its called The Runescape Dragon's Law.

Aku ada bali game Nintendo DSi. Namanya Pokemon White. Siuk tapi I forgot how melaratz playing on Nintendo can be. Previous versions (Pearl and Ruby) aku main arah PC pakai emulator (yes i am cheap that way) and di sana dpt speed up 500% the game inda salah ku by holding down space bar. Iatah bisai, jim uleh ku dalam sehari dua. Atu tah membuatnya ku dpt 3C time A Level. iyea sial alasan.

Selama ani tidur ku inda menantu. Sudah pun bepenyakit mun inda cukup tidur, masih jua maksa diri. Bukan lagi belajar tu akhir tidur ah buduh2. Bukan plg nyumpah diri tapi thats the only way I can think of to describe it. Membuang masa wah. Iatah dijadikan alasan ni sudah exam kepayahan pastu keluar result menyasal. Nya urg tua2 nasi sudah jadi bubur. Mun urg indon nya bisdia indomee sudah karing. Mun malaysia, maggi sudah mengembang.

Time2 exam ani macam2 tah benda kan dibuat, pebaik boring janji inda belajar. Want to see procrastination at its best? Liat aku seminggu before exam. Atu tah masanya keluar bakat yang jarang bepakai. Main bula lah, jogging lah, menerikah baju seluar, merayau town seorang2 sambil minum kinder bueno white shake tapi the BEST way to procrastinate is to COOK. Banaaaaaa. aku memang plg handal memasak tapi sudah dakat periksa atu mikin handal. gourmet wah ku masak. membuat baga from scratch. menyalai kambing. hahaha sialan tapi banar. (baca previous post though not sure if ada any relevant connection)

Oh and the past month aku atu kan becali sama adiku (si Yumz). Plan kami atu kan spam/post arah each other's feyzbewq wall with words of wisdom (deep quotes). Mcm baie prasan Confusion....eh Confucius. palui tu ia atu, tau2 urg Illuminati.

So I end this post with one of my famous deep quotes:

"You beat meat to make it tender, so don't do it to your own."

Procrastination during Examination

Gila handal ku rapping arah title ah. Btw salam brothers and sisters (iyea)

Honestly aku lupa pasal blogs for the past year or so or susu.

Di sini aku kan update saja2 pebaik inda cali mcm dulu zaman muda2. Jeles ku meliat blog http://uicrutipaun.blogspot.com// beupdate ah. Au diam2 aku membaca blog bisdia jua pasal boring.

So yeah exams in 2 weeks, kamu abis sudah tu celebrate, beperancitan champagne sana sini, bebuyah2 rambut kamu. Kami sini masih kan revise. Durang plg saja tu, aku inda. Massa ani aku catch up on loads of TV series macam Chuck, House, Modern family, tubemerah dan yj. Sakit jua mata lah tiap2 malam marak meliat video 'cali' udang.

Usul2nya adi/abang ku update blog nya consistently, membari watir. he is on this 100 day project thingy where u update your blog everyday for 100days consecutively (iyea banar2 explain ah). I've seen a couple of thse 'projects' on fezbuk jua. Tapi different type lah, ada yg macam 30 day song challenge, posting your favourite songs on your page for a month. Ada lagi the 7 day update. Pokoknya macam2 lah.

However, IMPHOYDDH (in my perfectly honest opinion yang datang dari hati) semua ani inda berfaedah wah. lol padas mcm baie. I mean yes I respect what you are doing, to show-off or prove that you actually listen to music tapi entah inda pedah pengliatan ku. Maybe I'm a naturally born-HATER.

I guess thats it for now, gila barapa batah jarak nya post ani with the last one. Also if kamu notice my diet plan failed (as it was foretold) hahah aku bakas skimming through my old posts. Oh and fuck k-pop. K-porn FTW! \m/

AKU MAU JUA UPDATE EH!

Salamz all,

Apparently most of ma homeboiz have updated their blogs and I think its cool. Since its cool to update blogs, here I am updating my own.

Not much to talk about other than I have grown over the years that I didnt update my blog. I grew in more ways than one ie vertically and horizontally. HEUHEUEHUEHEUHUE cali2.

Also I saw Sim ucap aku on his blog saying I just hit puberty when in reality I have never hit puberty. All those zits were just make up for me to fit in to my little clique.

Ain't gonna talk about UK since you all don't really care HAHA. Check saja wikipedia.org about UK. Ahhh yes wikipedia....helped me alot liek seriously ALOT!! Uni stuff revolves around wiki. I never go to the library to borrow books for 'references'. Personally I think its bullshit yo. Mun ganya kan tau apa 1+1 ke library tah tu? For me library atu untuk chill with my buffbru mates and socialise. Coffee sana nyaman jua and its 50p.

Wait there is something I wanna say about UK. EX-fucking-PEN-fucking-SIVE! No shit man. Mun aku lagi kemahalan bah mahal tah tu ertinya. *ehemz ehemz me orang kayaz HAHAHA* but seriously mahal, so mahal mun aku sini isap batu atu kira fancy udah tu. Bali pen pun pakai cheque. Apatah lagi bali duvet-sized-boxers. fjkldsahfdasjlkfhdksahfdsakjh. Tapi makanan murah berabis *apakan contradicting*

HO SHIT AKU ALUM REVISE UNTUK EXAMS. HAHAHAH peace out playaz.

Definitely BEE-OWH-ARR-EE-DEE!

Assalamualaikumwarrahmatullahhiwabarakatuh!!11!exclamtion!!!excla!!!111!!1!1

So I've been thinking for a looooooooooooooooooooooong time and decided (well maybe) to blog again but not as frequent. maskingau rajin2 baik ku sekulah. Let me fill you in as to what I've been doing during my period of absence.

NOTHING!!! HAHAHAHAHAH (exams and all that stuff don't count pasal obvious)


Anyways, I've been planning to do all these but to no avail:

-lose weight
-find a job *puiii*
-gain weight
-travel the world

Btw, aku hari atu seizure (Y). So yeah *rolls eyes*







*awkward silence*









*farts*



atu saja dulu eh. don't want to knock myself out. toodleloo

It's Been A While

Samekohm alai2 dan alui2 semua.

Before I start let me ask kamu. Siapa rindu aku angkat tangan. *angkats* eh turun kan tia bau butterprawn ketiak kmu. Bebulu lagi tu. Apakan cala.

So Olympics masa ani di China habis dah. Durg owning vravieshly.

Speaking of ownage. Results are out *iyeaa lama udah*. Mcm2 lah faces urg di skulah ku atu. Ada yg nervous, ada yg takut, ada yg nervous and yang calinya ada yg takut. Aku inda plg takut, kamu bah. Results ku sama jua masih.

Hrrrmmmm what else what else. 0uh yeaaaaaaa. Modem and router ku hangus psl kna kantuti leh c Yum.

Over the weeks yang aku inda post. I took some pictures psl aku atu planning kan upload iatah di upload now ni.

The gang

Spot the indian, usulnya mcm c fish mun dakat2.

Yurnero says : I hear and obey!

Random tapi nyaman ini mcm (Y)

Antaeindakutaulagi!

Collection of Lame Jokes #2

A new set of lame jokes.....

1. Banyak-banyak pisang, pisang apa yang ambuk inda pandai makan?
2. Banyak-banyak ambuk, ambuk apa yang inda pandai makan pisang?
3. Banyak-banyak tikus, tikus apa yang di cari?
4. Banyak-banyak kismis, kismis apa yang paliiiiing nyaman?
5. Banyak-banyak ikan, ikan apa yang jadi goalkeeper Laksamana?

Answers to the lame jokes before:

1. UBI *iski lagi*
2. belubang (geddit?)
3. don't touch me (as in daun touch me) *SPAMROFLSSPTSPAM!!*
4. five (tapi sabut mcm pipe, baru cali) *shoots self*
5. batang kayu (berthank you) *faints*
6. bekurik jubui *zzzz*
7. begaru *wot ze effing heww*
8. bajubah..........*speechless*

Bah atu saja....

PS: Banyak-banyak pelawak, pelawak mana yang paling lucu?

PPS: Answernya---> Op kors bukan kurapak, obviously aku! HAHAHAHA stayiiii

Random Post #1

I think there's something wrong with Jeng's brain. Or he's a plain fag.

zmn ` let's link together the little happinesses says:
aku pun
zmn ` let's link together the little happinesses says:
*ckp dan*
a pebbel in the water makes a ripple effect. says:
DAN!!!!!!!
zmn ` let's link together the little happinesses says:
entah aku pun nda tau, aku balik kali saja dulu
zmn ` let's link together the little happinesses says:
HAHA _|_ NDA KU SADAR
a pebbel in the water makes a ripple effect. says:
oh man burnnnn


Anyways, I wanna own a PS3, bahapa ku bali PSP inda pedah2 jadi monster hunter.

Sick due to school

wasted a few minutes of my life...


wheeeee, finally i got my cbox

anyways today and yesterday i didn't go to school because i had to go to the moon. i left for the moon on tuesday and missed the shuttle back to earth today. so maybe aku balik esuk pagi.


here are some pictures i took while walking around the moon

guess what planet that is. Earth!!


hey lookie! i made a friend!