A 2-in-1 Celebration!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO MY MEH!

ALSO

HAPPY ANNIVERSARY TO DEH FT. MEH!

Semua orang di dunia ini mahu kahwin. Kahwin bererti marry dalam bahasa Melayu. Begitulah kisah meh dan deh saya yang sudah berkahwin selama 23 tahun. Anyways, 32 years ago on this date, my meh got born into this world (banarnya 45 years ago, tapi meh ku muda). So in conclusion, my parents' anniversary clashes with my meh's birthday. I'm not complaining though, cause this is the only time I get to eat 2 different cakes in a day for the whole year, sometimes 3 or 4 or 5 or 6 sometimes none.

To celebrate the occasion, we went out for dinner at Zaika Restaurant at Yayasan, duhhh Indian cuisine obviously. Mana inda sadap tu buuiiiii, ini macam (y). So we ate a year's worth of food in the form of briyani (chicken and mutton) and nan bread with other nice, juicy, finger lickin' good (f u KFC), delicious condiments.

Now for some pictures.

The Anniversary Cake. Mcm mango.

The birthday cake for the birthday girl.

Iyeeaaa! Birthday girl ni. Mikin muda eh.

Kanyang yoooo!

With love from yours truly. XOXO!! (anyways gambar ani dari last year pnya celebration)

EURO FINALS!!! And the winnah is......

SPAIN!!!!

boo-hoo-hoo Hitler!

with a final score of 1-0, no wonder Spain won. A deserved win for a well-performing team and a consistent one with no major trophies won for the past 44 years. Germany apa tu, ada ups and downs but nice try. Germany nearly drowned in their tears while Spain nearly wet their pants from celebrating too much. Siapa man of the match si Shebby? Setau ah.

A picture is worth a thousand words.

A New Day, A New Post *mihir eh*

wasted a few minutes of my life...


SO school's starting tomorrow and by the looks of it a lot of people and I mean A WHOLE SHITLOAD of people haven't done their homework, and that includes me. I know because when I see my messenger window most of the nicks in my contacts list read 'HWK' or 'jangan tagur yo bz ku ne buat hw' and my personal favourite 'shit! ada hw wah???'. But in fact these losers are sitting in front of the pc chatting their valuable time away. Heck, I don't care about mine psl gerenti inda kana tanya.

Let's not talk about school cause its getting me depressed (wohsei as if aku dapat depressed)

Last night I watched Wanted with these people called friends. Some of them are called Xym, Amal, Imi, Jeng, Dhell, Jaganot, Ping and many more species of friends. *eh napa mcm lame post ku ani?*. Then we went to KFC and had dinner around 9ish. WAIT! I forgot to mention that Wanted was pretty awesome, it puts a new definition to the meaning of action movies. Imi said Angie was hot, I didn't think so cause she looked like me time puasa.

Next we sent Amal home psl she had to be home before 10 supposedly because ia nyamal time atu biar bapa nya rasa guilty ia awal balik. Guilty tah rasa nya mal? Then we went to G-Town for desert. Pastu durang Xym and Imi 'chillax' kat rumah saye.

Kat rumah saye, Imi kene sebigik leh ibu gua sebab mereka kate tentang scholarship interviyu dan kat sane lah mak saye bertanye pade Imi about ape die nak buat kat uni, kenape die pilih course yang die sebut and macam-macam lah. The conversation is as below.

Meh: Imi, what do you want to be when you grow up?

Imi : I dunno auntie. *giggles*

Meh: What do you mean you don't know? Cemani tah kan ko jwb rh urg MINDEF ni come July?

Imi : Indalah. Aku mau jadi engineering*giggles some more*

Meh: Ko kan jadi engineering? LAWL!! Engineer jua, buleehh?

Imi : Eh awu ah! *slaps paha*

Meh: Bah jaga, ani saja auntie pasan kan rah kau, kau jua Azim ah, jgn kamu selalu kan 'entah' atau ' I dunno' dari sana urg buleh meliat ulah kamu and keupayaan kamu tu. So yeah.

Imi ft. Xym: Ouhh! Rupanya! Banar jua auntie ani ah, handal eh kita ani lawa lgi tu serta muda.

Meh: Come on lah, me selalu berandam aying bunga yg presh2, everyday kali ah.

Liq: Bah udah tah ngambang ma, pampan krg mulut atu kai papan.

FYI, the last 3 three lines atu crap yang me tambah-tambah. After the lecture blablabla yakkity-yak-yak the clock showed 11.30 then my dad told the boys *woot woot* (iyeeaa mihir) to just sleepover psl akhir brabis udah krg terjumpa durang hantu bekepala tiga. Iatah during the unexpected slpover we checked out some fb profiles of teachers. Some got steng some no steng some partly steng. But got one very steng though not teacher cause quite young, CLICK HERE for the picture. ENJOY!!

eh aku malas kan upload pictures. tu liat plg blog durang Mei Ping, Jeng, Bury, Xym mun ganya kamu kan liat gmbr!

Welcome Home Deh and Meh

wasted a few minutes of my life...


So I walk up to this couple right and I'm all like "Sup you two, lookin' fine today. Ada barang ku bah?" So the conversation starts.

Deh: Ada lai, semua ada.

Liq: Banar wah??

Deh: Iksyen ku plg tu.

Liq: Penipu wah! Inda ku caya lagi cakap babah.

Deh: Heeee ada wah.

Liq: Yeay! Banar wah?

Deh: Awuuuuu

My meh walks in.

Meh: Iksyennya tu lai. Mobile yang alai kirim nada. PS3, Xbox360 and Wii alai semua nada.

Liq: NAH KAN PENGULARNYA! Indakan mau ilang wah pengelakarnya atu. Inda ku caya lagi cakap babah.

Deh: Jgn plg. Siapa jua rugi tu?

Liq: Siapa nah??

Deh: Entah, tanya mameh mu.

Meh: Entah ih, inda ku tau.

Liq: *pedah nanya durg ani*

HAHAHA. I feel that the conversation above is completely, entirely and intyrely useless. So let me skip to the important one.

Liq: *farts* OH YEAH!!

Deh ft. Meh: Shut up.

Useless again. Whatever then. The main point is my parents went overseas for about a month. Well my dad actually went for a month and my mom for about one and a half week. So I was stuck sitting bitch! *iyeaaa mental*.

On the broigh' soide, they go' me a bunch of stuff as compensation for leaving me behoind.

Take a look below.

One of these will be mine. Mwahahaha.

Officially a poklen now that I have white steppers.

From L to R in values of discount: 30%, 30%, 50%, 50% 70% and the rest 60%. Heee nada full price.

Ronaldo bagi aku psl ia inda muat.

Jauh-jauh dorang balikan ani, di Teguh Raya kan ada.

A Whole Full Bloated Week of Nothing

First of all the title is exaggerated, no? *mun au jgn plg baca*

Pertama-tama kali saya ingin memulakan bahawa saya keboringan sepanjang masa saya di daerah Tutong di rumah nenek saya. The only fun times I had during my stay were breakfast, lunch, dinner and the birthdays of my aunties. Saya sangat terhibur semasa musim makan di rumah nenek kerana tiada orang yang melarang saya makan *sad yes?*.

June is my favorite month, after October, because 2 of my aunts, my uncle and my mother celebrate their days of birth into this world during this month and you know what that means, FOOOD!!! Iatahwahbahkan siuk jua tu makan-makan saja. So there.

My cousin wasn't there because he ditched us to go to umrah with his parents. Jadinya.?

So yeah yeah YEAH! boring boring boring, if you were me I'd bet my fats and a hundred grand that you guys will die of boredom. *eseh confident*

Anyhoo, there were also some ups besides the birthday gals' celebrations. Saya berkesempatan untuk meluangkan masa mempermainkan sepupu saya yang begitu kecil lagi useless. All she does all day is sleep and drinks milk. Iatahwahbahkan siuk jua tu ngacau-ngacau time ia menyusu. So there.

Let's talk about the food. These are the words that describes them to a 'T' : OK, not bad, sedang, boleh diterima, acceptable, membari watir, nanya~

Kayz, datz all for my pozt n0w, ayt? nantey2 sja lge qu update blog quh anie. vye2 tk K keh?

I h0pe yEw Enzh0y D pIcX

Grrmmmppphhh!!

Lookin' good liq!

Wang! Sadang2 jua eh sanyum atu!

The useless small fat little baby. I call her Fats.

4 SALES??? pffftt 4 s4yl3 x aa~

This One's Wasting Your Time

wasted a few minutes of my life...

So today I got called by the school though i dont know the reason. *Tau durg kah aku tapuk spindit ME?*

On monday c imi bunuh burung acang by means of running it over using the VIOS. Kami bakas jalan2 *teeheehee 2some sja this time*

On tuesday, I did nothing. Ate indomee tpi inda nyaman.

Tadi aku kna marahi uleh mama ku sma auntie psl aku annoying.

The lecture:

Khaliq: Emmmm *burps* ah niaman eh ambuyat atu, baik jua ku makan banyak, pikir sja urg yg rugi psl mesti ingat kan cholestrol level sma blood pressure durg. HUHU~

Mama: Eh menjaguk ko tadi atu? Apa ko makan tadi atu? Kanyang? Banyak tanda2 urg kan sampai ajal or kan ilang akal ani. Antaranya capi2 labih2an mcm kau ani.

Auntie me: Banar tu , adang tah kan "niaman eh, niaman, NIAMAN BRABIS" krg muntah ko. Tuhan ani adil ni nyamu. Mun nya bukan rezeki mu muntah ko tu, mun rezeki mu inda tia ko muntah.

Khaliq: AWEH! niaman kali ah....buleh? aku andang suka capi2, mun mama inda suka aku capi2 agatah mama lari dari rumah. Ibu yg dhurhaqa. Rezeki ku jua tu, ada usul ku muntah?

10 minutes later....I barfed uncontrollably. Atu psl aku overeat bukan nya psl bukan rezeki. (ani iksyen ku plg)

Anyways, the above did happen but some of them ku tambah2 supaya cali. *Cali tah guys?*
Sorry ma, aku beibun sja tu. Jgn sumpah aku jadi batu. Please~~~

Today aku start cuba main DotA. CS masih plg, this is just a trial. Mun siuk aku dump CS. (nadawah, sorry maggot aku eksen sja tu. aku banar2 suka CS)

Here are some pictures I took:

aahh yes. looks can be deceiving, no?

MURDER!! BLOODY MURDER!!

before the feast.

The Aftermath.

some nutrition facts.

LOL, thanks to Adeq i now have an idea to update my blog.

Today was a mighty fine morning until school was in session. School was a big bore, I was better of absent though i will be counted absent as i didn't come for registration.

Chemistry - Mr Ravoof said "Where were you Khaliiiq~? You were absent for a week." And i was like "WHOA! chill boss, saya takra absent satu minggu, 2 hari saja boss. tolong jgn potong gaji nanti saya rajin kerja punya..." To which he replied "OK, I won't deduct your salary, here go mark your unfinished homework."

Maths (FREE PERIOD...teeheehee) - did nothing but talk and chitted a little here and chatted a little there. "Eh buii, krg cana ni yo?" "Entah jun, pikir ko sendiri. Duhhh buleh? Hellooo utak kan ada~"

GP - went to the computer lab and yakked here and yakkitied there. "Eh krg kmu k rumah c jud*n kul brp ghaiz?" "Errmmm dalam pukul 6.28 kali, entah eh liat lah keadaan." "Aku entah ah, ikut parents ku lah psl durg mau hantar aku ke rumah jud*n"

Physics - Errr not to to change the subject, we did nothing though some of those eggheaded-wannabes did some electronics past year question about awp_map (op-amp). The teacher did come to check up on us a "few" times. Every 5 minutes!


Eden started at 12.30 midday! I went home in a car. I went to eat outside. My friends fetched me at 2.15 at we had a late lunch at Ahan Thai though I prefer La Mee. And I bought a gay-gray Gatsby Wax for the people.

I stayed in Gadong to play Cs and Cs and more CS. The first hour in NetCom where a few matches took place. The next hour saw me in Rainforest CC owning the players there with a score 80-20. If it were NetCom it would have been 20-80 T_T

The chinese guys ft. Krandhell played DotA *sucks A LOT*

I went home at 9.00 due to the fact I wasn't allowed to sleepover at jud*n's because I just revoered from a fever an currently suffering from the cursed flu ("very contagious") which may expose the residents of Jln Bunga Jasmine to the flu and make the flew away (get it?)



Here are some pictures:

Too much DotA for one booty to handle?

Them DotA Allstars

The DotA face.

A Boring Friday

wasted a few minutes of my life...

Dear blog,

Today I woke up at 9.36am. I went to the bathroom. I had CS for breakfast. I had CS for brunch. No lunch.

I just saw The Forbidden Kingdom today. WICKED!

J ACKIE CHAN
E
T

L
I


sma ada the guy from sky high.













im gonna delete the poem about my 'older' brother. krg ia tbca nahas jua me tu.

eh sma masa main CS ada urg pakai nama c maggot. marah jua ku tu.

Sick due to school

wasted a few minutes of my life...


wheeeee, finally i got my cbox

anyways today and yesterday i didn't go to school because i had to go to the moon. i left for the moon on tuesday and missed the shuttle back to earth today. so maybe aku balik esuk pagi.


here are some pictures i took while walking around the moon

guess what planet that is. Earth!!


hey lookie! i made a friend!

OMG! wat a n00b to t3h bl0gging stuff!

wth, payah jua tu kan blog. everything is so alien to me. heck, i don't even know how to insert a cbox -.-"

Anyways, the reason i'm blogging is that it's the 'in' thing now. And i don't want to be left out. hehe.

Let me tell you ppl a bit about myself:
- i'm fat (though i prefer the term well-built)
- i don't have a life....yet (that's the reason why i can spend 8 hrs non-stop in front of the PC)
- i get bored everyday
- can't even introduce myself -.-

Whoa! Blog! Napa ia?!

Hello, hi! Errr *awkward* anu bah, kediaku anu baru jua kan blogging ni ah. So jgn tah u guys and girls kan buat apa dulu. HAHA mihir mcm poklen. Anyways....Bye!