Sowaneul Maraebwa!

so dear readers. i dont feel like confessing today. just to make it up to you coz i know ur sad and wuz looking forward to it i'll tell u something else instead.

COZ ITS OFFICIAL!! (wat nigga wat) *iyea apakan* anyways, i joined fitness zone today in hopes of evolving further. from a fatlet to soething even better. can u guess what? lololol mcm banar becerita ah.

bah itu jer for now. and damn exercising makes me even hungrierer (sp?) heeee xD lampuh usulnya si lampuh ah. and just so i won't lose ur interest for my blog i'll confess in the next post. So stay tuned for the SHOCKING confession. LOL majal tu geng.

(ohhh and yes i noticed that blog ku mcm dull compred to jeng's, bury's, dil's, dao's *hee i made a funny just now* and just about everyone else's in this world. but kamu masih jua mau bca, thanks a lotzzzz)

OMG! i am so boreedddddddddddd!!!

ZZZZ. Deja Vu ah the title. mcm sudah bored baru tah kan blog. mudahan tah ku selamat mun cani gayanya wah. edededeh baik kamu aminkan hehehe.

anyways. over the past few days that i didn't blog *pffft more like eons* i have gone through a series of events. unfortunate, fortunate, epic and anti-climatic. and through that i have evolved into a whole new being. from Fatling to a Fatlet. heee xD cali ku atu eh.

being a fatlet has changed my life. every bit of my pathetic boring awesome fantastic spectacular life. in conjunction to my evolution i have a SHOCKING confession to make, but no in this post. a later one. maybe after i die of starvation.

So stay tuned for my SHOCKING confession. Over and out

Day 7, Week 1

This will be the last tim I'll be doing a daily post about my weight-loss programme. Apparently, I shouldn't even be calling it a weight-loss programm since I didn't even lose any freaking weight.

YIH! THIS IS SO FRUSTRATING!!!

Sekiranya aku poklen wah, I'll be saying "m s0 frUz rYt n0w, m didn l0z Ne w8" To hell with poklens.

Tadi petang saya dan keluarga saya telah mengambil kesempitan untuk meluangkan masa untuk melakukan sukan riadah di Tasek Lama. Iodai, ado duo benu putih itu n, ido na AS wah. Mental od jaie na. Pecaya jimu ido na terajun dari waterfall. LOL buduh usulnya. Urang brunei apa lagi, AMAZED LAH! MESMERIZED! Perasan durang cool lah tu. Karang bemara inda me tau tu. Though I'm willing to bet yang all those Bruneians yg bejuritan meliat 2 om putih atu are waiting fo them to make a mistake so they can laugh at them and give a "I told you so" look.

d[^_^]b <---the i told you so look

Moving on to today's menu

Breakfast: Dimsum buffet at Orchid Garden Hotel. PUUIIEEKK! nada jua berapa, OVERRATED!

Lunch: nasi, mango fish, kambing antah eh, ayam, lasagna

Dinner: UMPH! NASI LAMAK MAMA ME! though yg hayam and sotong bukan ia buat. pffft~ia provide timun saja HAHAHA

Day 6, Week 1

Somehow since aku selalu buat posts after midnight the dates yg aku buat don't add up. That's f*cked up isn't it? So considering the fact that NOW is sunday, my title post should be Day 7,Week1 should it not?

DULI KU!! KO MEMBAYAR KALI!! AH UY!!!

Atutahwahbahkan, I realise that bogging about my daily lifestyle is a pain in the ass and hence I drew up a conclusion to blog about my weight-loss programme activities once a week. HAHA nada batah.

This is what I had to eat for today.

Lunch: Chicken Mushroom Pasta
Afternoon: kolo mee, the same pasta as above
Evening: nasi sama telur goreng
Late Dinner: Soto sama kweh (pronounced QOO-AYH)

Nada kurus ni cani ani -.- owells i bets, apa jua buleh buat mun rezeki palak-palak dapan mata. Inda ja fellow fatties?


Oh and I played futsal just now with a random bunch of people. iyea.

Day 3, Week 1

Woke up bloody late.....me likey. My body aches all over because of yesterday. Fastforward to what I ate today.

Lunch (no breakfast): rice, udang, a piece of sushi, chicken soup
High tea: kuey tiaw dari pagi, a cup of milo
Dinner: soto aka su2 (sutu)

I was supposed to go to tasek again during the afternoon tapi unfortunately ada orang meninggal from my mom's side. I don't really know her though but semoga rohnya dicucuri rahmat. =') *sniff that was beautiful liq*

Day 2, Week 1

Malas ku kan type lots of words eh. I'll get straight to the point.

Breakfast: a cup of coffee, a few spoonfuls of mee goreng and corn soup....SIKIT SAJA! I SWEAR!
Brunch: leftover fried rice from last night, ice cream
Lunch (haha baru jua brunch): buttermilk prawn sama lumpia
Dinner: steamed fish, spinach sama nasi bungkus.

Before you say I'm a good-for-nothing eating machine let me say that I went to Taman Rekreasi Tasek Lama (iyea labih) this morning with the rest of my fat-fighting fools. I managed to squeeze in 5 laps before brunch. HAHAHA palui 'squeeze in' lagi tu mcm handal banar.

Okeh.

Day 1, Week 1

So aku ada baca this book. Its called the Diary of A Fat Man. No, I didn't write it. But I got inspired from it. Iatah this fat dude, he decided to lose weight but unlike me, he succeeded. You should read it, fatties.

Here is a version of my own fat diary.

Currently, I am a person who boasts 100kg worth of meat, flesh, bone, water and most importantly FAT!

I'm writing about monday, fyi. HAHA psl this regime was supposed to start this week. So wo'evz. Furthermore, I will be writing about what I ate/drank and what exercises I did for the day (if there were any).

Breakfast: None, woke up late. Dekat-dekat pukul 12 kooot~
Lunch: Rice, 2 pieces of chicken wings, sayur.
Afternoon: 3 sausages, 1 roti kosong, 1/3 roti telor \m/. 2 cawan tek tarik halia UMPH!
Dinner: 1 cup of milo. extra manis.

As you can see from above, dear readers, I ate a lot yesterday. No wonder I look like this.





Hence, I hope to lose weight and prolong my life even by a few days.

You know what they say. To be thin is to be healthy, to be fat is to be me. YIH!

WoW! Spinebreaking! o.O

The title above says it all. SpinebreakerWoW! The only server I have fun playing *iyea baru jua hari ani* compared to eX0DuZZZZWoW and WoWscape. Toxic, that's another story ;P *iyea apakan*

Siuk lah pokoknya. Aku mau kamu yg baca ani main. Muninda you have to post this message to 5 people if not you will die tomorrow (like one of those crappy spam "freaky" messages).

Anyways, I know its Tuesday today. My weight-loss-programme-whatchumacallit supposedly starts Monday. Yesterday.

So imma type/write my fat-fighting diary starting from yesterday. Day 1, Week 1.

Random Quotes #1

"Inda kau jadi bali kasut ani? Bali tia tiga-tiga, mama mendulur kau." -Ibu saya ketika saya ingin membeli kasut. (Y)

"Mikin berangkat badan mu ani. Sadang-sadang tah kau makan eh." -Ayahnda commenting on my ever-inflating waistline.

Mothers' Day? 10th May? HAHAHA mtki

YIIIIHHHH!!!!!

Semua jua eh orang (well mostly) kan be-Mother's Day-Mother's Day. So THATS MEAN you people only appreciate your mother because its an event? Kira macam kena pajal lah bisdia ani? AH? UY? Bekurapak jua ku ni!

Anyways, emotions set aside. Saya ingin mengambil kesempatan ini untuk mengucapkan Selamat Hari Ibu (LOLIES sama juanya) untuk ibu yang saya sayangi dengan berabis sampai kesayangan saya itu tak terhingga. Lagipunkan ibu, bagi adik setiap hari adalah hari ibu kecuali hari jadi saya. Disini saya ada tulis sebuah pantun tentang ibu dalam bahasa orang putih.

M is for my mother
O is for the octaves when she shouts
T is for the things she gave me, sometimes unwillingly
H is for having you as my mother and loving every minute of it
E is for eating the food you feed me and savouring the taste of the menu
R is for ranting all-day nonstop 24/7 it gives me a splitting headache and boy does it hurt

See, that's why everyday is a mother's day. Atu baru ia sweet banar aku atu. Saturday jadi ma?

How about father's day? Hmmmmmm, once a year saja eh.


*searches for a picture of my mom*

OI MA NADA AH! cana ni? jgn tah eh, krg kenal tia durg kan mama. =D and fyi, this ain't belated. so jgn ngambang ma. btw hj KIV kirim salam. OVER AND OUT.

Definitely BEE-OWH-ARR-EE-DEE!

Assalamualaikumwarrahmatullahhiwabarakatuh!!11!exclamtion!!!excla!!!111!!1!1

So I've been thinking for a looooooooooooooooooooooong time and decided (well maybe) to blog again but not as frequent. maskingau rajin2 baik ku sekulah. Let me fill you in as to what I've been doing during my period of absence.

NOTHING!!! HAHAHAHAHAH (exams and all that stuff don't count pasal obvious)


Anyways, I've been planning to do all these but to no avail:

-lose weight
-find a job *puiii*
-gain weight
-travel the world

Btw, aku hari atu seizure (Y). So yeah *rolls eyes*







*awkward silence*









*farts*



atu saja dulu eh. don't want to knock myself out. toodleloo

should I or jgn tah?

i'm planning to revive my blog tpi mcm membari malas wah.

i prefer reading and bitching and dissing about other ppl's blog. more life in that (Y).

bukan plg ngucap boggers nada life. just saying.

bah.